My favorite part is that approximately one poster there has figured out he's screwing with them.
It doesn't matter, though, since USC has never experienced anything like The Broyldening. Why, I once heard that Slashton singlehandedly found and raised Atlantis when someone triple dog dared him. Funnily enough, the triple dog dare was to see if he could hold his breath for 60 seconds at a community pool and in the meantime he got bored.