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Message: [QUOTE="CA Monk, post: 3039538, member: 5268"] This weekend looms large in our Orangecentric universe. Let's all do our part to make the city shine. [LIST=1] [*]Keep graffiti tasteful. e.g. "Kent Syverud is, in all likelihood, a US citizen" or "Wildhack wears matching socks" [*]Keep the Dinosaur BBQ tasteful [*]Minimize swearing and off-color hand gestures [*]For God's sake please use the newly installed spittoons strategically located throughout the city [*]Remember: no more emptying chamber pots out onto the streets. [*]If any recruit asks about winter, the answer is, "Snow? What snow." [*]If they ask if the Carrier Dome is air conditioned, evasively answer without actually lying, "Well it is called the 'Carrier Dome.' I figure it's gotta be." [/LIST] In following these guidelines we'll do our part to assist King Dino, Prince Edinger and Swag Daddy trumpet our cause and build the program. I now return to my regularly scheduled life already in progress. [/QUOTE]