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Message: [QUOTE="CaptainJ, post: 852148, member: 1553"] Being i dont watch it anymore other than online after games and clips, I'd aim "lower" and go for some board favorites like Doug Gottlieb, Andy Katz(unless he continues to grow on me with that cheesy grin this season), Dana Oneil... there are just too many. I would *HIRE* Michael Irvin. I would do so in such a way that he burnt all bridges elsewhere and make him sign some exclusivity contract that is the paper equivalent to an iron maiden(this is a fantasy so forget legality) that he wouldn't work on the air elsewhere for another decade(I'd go longer, but I believe in giving people a chance to redeem themselves), and then fire him. I'd likely win a Nobel prize for the betterment of humanity and donate any money to anyone who wanted to do what the neighbor in office space said he'd do if he won the lottery. Everyone deserves to be happy at least once before they die. [/QUOTE]