Jameis Winston arrested for shoplifting crab legs at Publix

[Whitey23]

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Jameis Winston has crabs?

 

[Etancuse]

If it was stone crab, those are worth stealing.

 

[cpatrocks]

"PUB-LIX" doesn't have the same ring to it as "Lord AND TAY-LOR"

 

[Whitey23]

twitter is on fire right now.

@MarkEnnis: Free Seafood U

 

[CuseLegacy]

Correction: The original story said that Winston was arrested, but a source with Tallahassee Police says that it is being classified as a citation, and not an arrest.

Allegations of rape...shoplifting crab legs. Oh well just a boy having a little fun.

 

[shandeezy7]

I guess he was still hungry even after the unlimited meals he's now allotted

 

[JJReddawg]

I guess he was still hungry even after the unlimited meals he's now allotted

He was just confused. He thought it was unlimited meals from anywhere.

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

The guy wins a Heisman and a National Championship and he still can't afford crab legs? What else does a guy have to do to get a few more illegal cash payments at Florida State?

 

[cuseinchina]

I'm trying to picture logistically how one would steal crab legs. Seems like not the best pick - you'd do better to go with crabmeat that has been pre-picked - just logistically speaking. Bad call by JW.

 

[NineOneSeven]

Dude's got good taste

 

[Millhouse]

What a dip!

 

[Millhouse]

Only a matter of time before this comes to a boil

 

[IthacaBarrel]

HEISMAN!!!!!!

 

[TexanMark]

I guess he was still hungry even after the unlimited meals he's now allotted

You don't want him to go to bed hungry now? Do you?

 

[TexanMark]

Only a matter of time before this comes to a boil

I wonder who cracked the case?

 

[Millhouse]

I wonder who cracked the case?

Something smells fishy here. I think someone's pulling my leg

 

[TexanMark]

You have to work really hard to pick at the meat of evidence to get your fill.

 

[orangenirvana]

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

W

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix

Well, the baseball team can suspend him and take one for the FB team

 

[Whitey23]

W

Well, the baseball team can suspend him and take one for the FB team

@ESPNU · 14m
Source inside FSU tells SBNation that Winston will be fined $30, required to do community service & will be suspended from baseball team

 

[NineOneSeven]

Only a matter of time before this comes to a boil

I wonder who cracked the case?

I sea what you did there

 

[RandygoCuse]

He'd have to shell out a lot to actually pay for them.

 

[RandygoCuse]

"PUB-LIX" doesn't have the same ring to it as "Lord AND TAY-LOR"

Not your crab legs (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

 

[OttoMets]

It's no Wegman's.