OT: Remember Jared Lorenzen?

[Upstate]

 

[CuseTroop]

Holy cowwww lol

 

[javadoc]

Do you think those pads make him look fat?

Only QB ever to be larger than his C?

 

[cuseclappy]

i found the lochness monster!

 

[jr4750]

he looks good! Mass is important in football!

 

[MarcusPitt]

The hefty lefty!! He did make it to the show too..

 

[orange79]

J-Load!

 

[mountaincuse]

The battleship lorenzen.

 

[TexanMark]

I remember watching him play against Cuse in the Music City Bowl.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/2/3/5375884/jared-lorenzen-northern-kentucky-river-monsters

 

[OrangeTarheel]

It is all perspective. Check out how skinny he looks next to this giant sack of humanity.

 

[TexanMark]

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It is all perspective. Check out how skinny he looks next to this giant sack of humanity.

I heard their team is banned from the Golden Corral in 6 states.

 

[zibby]

Vines:

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/A837...p4?versionId=3nle7s7WAAP0N0BFQ9xAKjZ1eqhPEay3

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/DAD8...p4?versionId=sXAU4x_zmCWvXacmP18.UmNwt06dx13S

 

[OrangeTarheel]

I heard their team is banned from the Golden Corral in 6 states.

Stupid Obamacare.

 

[Jake]

The Pillsbury Throwboy. Best. Nickname. Ever.

 

[corpjet]

When I lived in Cincy (actually Northern Kentucky) he played in a pretty large flag football league I was in. The funny part is he played WR, pads or no pads how would you like that snack bar running straight at ya!!

I do have to admit he wasn't that big back then but he was still very good sized

 

[Millhouse]

he looks like a breaking madden character

 

[DeGrozz]

Kinda reminds me of everyone's favorite mayor, Rob Ford

 

[bnoro]

he looks like a breaking madden character

BEEFTANK

 

[JarHeadJim]

He is also a Rutgers fan!!

 

[Eric15]

He is 6'4", 320 lbs, and is the QB for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters. Watching him elude defenders is mesmerizing.

http://deadspin.com/jared-lorenzen-is-still-playing-quarterback-1515450948

 

[sufandu]

Why do you ask? Did the guy in the picture eat him?

 

[ImperialOrange]

I thought he was hilarious in the second and third Austin Powers movies

 

[KaiserUEO]

that would be 'SuperBowl Champion Jared Lorenzen' everyone.

and im with jake the Pillsbury Throwboy was/is...the greatest.

 

[mountaincuse]

Just remembered another nickname:

The Round Mound of Touchdown.

 

[brandokc]

Who needs a tank package when you have a carrier battle group at qb.