OT: Worse possible question to ask on a job interview

[Dave85]

The company I am currently working at did not renew my contract for the fourth time so I am looking for work. 18 months is a pretty long time in the IT world and I am pretty much ready to move on anyway. I have a job interview this Monday and I was thinking what would be the worse possible question I could ask as a job candidate during the interview. Here's the worse possible question I could come up with to ask:

Do you have random drug testing here?

The gauntlet has been thrown. Top that one anyone!

 

[mountaincuse]

Dave, where do you live? Our IT department sucks and we could use more Orange fans.

To your question: Does casual day mean no pants?

 

[Dave85]

Dave, where do you live? Our IT department sucks and we could use more Orange fans.

To your question: Does casual day mean no pants?

I'm looking for work in central New Jersey: Morristown, Somerville, Princeton, Flemington, Edison, Bridgewater, Berkley Heights

Thanks.

 

[RandygoCuse]

Is it illegal to sell secret company information or just frowned upon.

 

[Ragman2000]

Will my cube be located near a bathroom? If I work here, my cube will need to be near a bathroom. Not sort of near, like really near.

 

[Ragman2000]

Also, what's the company's stance on public masturb*tion in Stall # 3? Once again, will there be a bathroom close by? Also, I didn't know where to put this on the application, but I have irritable bowel syndrome.

 

[Ragman2000]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Rosanne? Seriously, it's uncanny. Also, my last company had a no-tolerance "inter office" dating policy. With that said, do you like Chubby Chasers? Because I'm a Chubby Chaser.

 

[Ragman2000]

What's the policy on office supplies that accidentally make there way home? Also, would I be allowed time off if a pen accidentally got lodged up my ass? Because that happened to me once. In Stall #3.

 

[mountaincuse]

Rag, you've thought about this a bit huh?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

How old's your daughter?

 

[Ghost]

Is it an automatic dismissal if "someone" (use air quotes) gets caught watching pron on company computers?

EDIT: Using air quotes incorrectly would also be amusing. Or simply using them at all. Either way. They just make everything more absurd.

 

[Dave85]

Do I need to dress like you or can I wear nice cloths?

 

[SU2NASA]

"Is your wife hot?"

 

[NineOneSeven]

Must have been an easy win today

 

[sufandu]

How strict is the sexual harassment policy here?

 

[Ghost]

Third person references will usually get you pretty far in an interview.

"You got a policy on how long lunch breaks can be? Ghost likes lunch...if you catch my drift (then nod ur head slowly like you're on the same page). "

Also, asking someone if they catch your drift, when it doesn't make sense, will work wonders.

 

['72 Orange]

If I have s e x with the cleaning lady on my desk; is that wrong?

 

[dasher]

How is Jerry sandusky viewed here?

 

[CIL]

How far away is the nearest school and / or playground, because I'm definitely not allowed near those!

 

[tptcuse]

Do you REALLY check criminal backgrounds?

 

[TexanMark]

I'll need every Friday off to visit my g/f on Death Row...the least I can do for her taking the rap.

 

[OrangeSky]

How old's your daughter?

I was gonna say "what does your daughter look like?"

 

[tptcuse]

Did we hook up a few months ago? You look familiar, but I was really drunk.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

How old's your daughter?

Do you check the sex offender registry as part of the hiring process?

 

[NYCSUGrad]

Do you have a no smoking policy? I mean crack.