Real Men of Genius: Cameron Crazy Edition

[Ragman2000]

See prior editions here

and here

Syracusefan.com presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Meeeeen of Gen-iuuuuuuus)

Today we salute you, Mr. Cameron Indoor Crazy
(Mr. Camer-on In-door Cra-hay -zee!)


Conceived in a cold wet tent 18 years ago
Yards from the very place you cheer
Your aura indicates you’ve never left
(You smell like AXE and failure!)


You disprove the notion that everyone wants to see
A 95 pound shirtless college student
When you’re 6’1, male, and painted like a Smurf
(Coach K-hay is your Gargamel!)


You wiggle your fingers like a pianist
You chop your arm like a Mohican
And you whine like a baby when the refs eat their whistle on a flop
(Colic-y little infants!)


Hard Hitting Chants
Cheer on to swift victory for blue
Because you forgot to set the DVR for My Little Pony tonight
(Hangin' with my Bro-nies!)


So crack open a nice cold Bud Light you Conqueror of Cameron
Because the sounds of Slapping the hardwood beat the sounds of slapping another lonely night away in your dorm.
(Mr. Cameron In-door Cray-zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)


Anheuser Bush, St Louis Missouri

 

[721Comstock]

Well done!

 

[bballbeadle]

Ragman, you da MAN!

 

[Ragman2000]

Is it 7pm yet? I can't take waiting anymore.

 

[suttree]

Great work. Wish you could offer them all a drink out of your trough.

 

[CorduroyG]

they need to bring those commercials back

 

[Ragman2000]

they need to bring those commercials back

Totally agree. Those things were comedy gold. I have copies of most of them on mp3 I downloaded a few years back. They're probably on YouTube.

 

[LAOrange]

Laughed out loud. Good stuff. Slapping the hardwood, etc. terrific.

 

[bballbeadle]

Per my source, some Duke fans will be wearing tear away sport coats. That is hilarious!

 

[Ragman2000]

Per my source, some Duke fans will be wearing tear away sport coats. That is hilarious!

Now that's funny. Don't care about the tough sched, as long as Jimmy is on the bench we should be playing them home and home.