Sept 15
Joe Morris
Sherman Douglas
Dan Marino
Tommy Lee Jones
William Howard Taft
You slippery, sonnagunMandy Moore
Daisy Ridley
Nice lineup. Freddie Mercury could be invaluable in those tricky come from behind games.Sept. 5th
PG Freddie Mercury
SG. Michael Keaton
SF Lance Stephenson
PF Jack Daniel
C Sway
You had me until Al Jarreau and Don't Worry Be Happy.March 12
PF: Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano. You wanna get in his way?
C: Mitt Romney (He tithes, he can play wherever he wants)
SF: James Taylor, lanky Carolinian
PG: Edward Albee. Creates the plays and directs the team.
SG: Darryl Strawberry. As long as you don't ask what he's shooting.
Beat Reporter: Jack Kerouac. When I say 'beat', I mean it.
Cheerleader: Liza Minnelli. (Trivia time: What movie did she star in that was shot at Hamilton College? No cheating!)
Creator of Team Motto: Al Jarreau: Don't worry, be happy.
You had me until Al Jarreau and Don't Worry Be Happy.
I just meant that Al Jarreau had nothing to do with Don't Worry Be Happy.Hey, I have no control over who was born on March 12. If I did, only the Bull, Kerouac and Albee would be here. Taylor's a bleeping wimp who doesn't even write most of his own songs. Minnelli defines the word 'overwrought', and I hated that Jarreau song, especially since it celebrated the brain-dead Reagan years.
I just meant that Al Jarreau had nothing to do with Don't Worry Be Happy.
March 12
Cheerleader: Liza Minnelli. (Trivia time: What movie did she star in that was shot at Hamilton College?
I see what you did there.Nice lineup. Freddie Mercury could be invaluable in those tricky come from behind games.