Not really. I'll do it.
Look, I'm retired, I go to the gym 6 days a week, and I go skiing once a week.
Give me NIL$ and pay for my relocation. Being QB3 means I am unlikely to ever get in a game. No need to worry about a DL killing me. And believe me, that is a real concern.
So many advantages from my standpoint. I am on the team. That's #1. If something strange happens and they need me go in, I play "good teammate" and give that job to the guy behind me. To be fair though, there isn't likely to be anybody behind me and if there is, the QB room is screwed. That should be a real flashing red light. But for the sake of argument, let's forget all that and focus on my needs, shall we?
I get to use the team gym and Syracuse has better skiing than Michigan. So many advantages. Plus, I get to hang around on campus, visit relatives and friends, maybe teach a class or two. Non tenure-track, of course. I keep hearing about DART, so I assume there is a great dart board in the locker room. That would be fun.
Now you might be saying "why would this be attractive to SU?" I can't think of a single reason, but PAcuse wasn't asking that question, was he? He only asked who would want to be QB#3.
And the answer is me.
Fran, if you are reading this...and you KNOW you are...just go to the alumni office and get my cell #. Give me a call and we can discuss NIL$...I mean, "this outstanding opportunity for you to bring in a solid QB#3 and get this squad back to national prominence, etc etc etc"