36 UConn Players Test Negative for Football Skills

[CA Monk]

Dateline Storrs: 36 University of Connecticut football players displayed a total lack of football ability at practice today. As a result coach Edsall received a $5000 bonus. Some of the players have decided to reclassify as high schoolers.

Apologies for my impertinence.

 

[dasher]

Dateline Storrs: 36 University of Connecticut football players displayed a total lack of football ability at practice today. As a result coach Edsall received a $5000 bonus. Some of the players have decided to reclassify as high schoolers.

Apologies for my impertinence.

I love that

 

[Redrum]

Dateline Storrs: 36 University of Connecticut football players displayed a total lack of football ability at practice today. As a result coach Edsall received a $5000 bonus. Some of the players have decided to reclassify as high schoolers.

Apologies for my impertinence.

This was funny

 

[Cusers]

laughed out loud... well done!

 

[JarHeadJim]

"As a result coach Edsall received a $5000 bonus"

Genius, pure gold!!!!

 

[nzm136]

Dateline Storrs: 36 University of Connecticut football players displayed a total lack of football ability at practice today. As a result coach Edsall received a $5000 bonus. Some of the players have decided to reclassify as high schoolers.

Apologies for my impertinence.

THIS is the problem with using faulty tests. The rest now have a false sense of competency.

 

[TexanMark]

Best joke on the board in weeks

 

[Ringostar57]

Connecticut governor to send them to nursing homes......

 

[TheCusian]

Dateline Storrs: 36 University of Connecticut football players displayed a total lack of football ability at practice today. As a result coach Edsall received a $5000 bonus. Some of the players have decided to reclassify as high schoolers.

Apologies for my impertinence.

now do Rutgers

 

[RF2044]

With the proper dedication to strength and conditioning, Edsall could increase that bonus to $7,500.

 

[OrangeTarheel]

If this was UNC someone else would have failed the skills test for them

 

[JarHeadJim]

 

[TexanMark]

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If we are somehow allowed to schedule a non-conference game this Fall... I'd give them a call. Easy win, they can bus over Friday to the Rodeway Inn, take their beating on Saturday, Randy collects a $3000 bonus in his contract for busing his team more than 3 hours and head home after the game.