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As far as the next Head basketball coach
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LAorange44
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I hope our program survives without Byron Baby Shark Hodgkins. Good luck and good riddance .
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I have it on good authority (my own) that the next Syracuse basketball coach will be an AI powered robot based off the latest Tesla design. This AI unit already knows way more than any other coach that ever existed in the history of college basketball (combined), never sleeps, is always working the next winning algorithm, and is asking for no money (just a secure network connection and access to a steady power source).
Recruiting may be an issue, but whatever the AI lacks in closing on recruits it will more than make up for in lack of emotional attachment to school and fan base, lack of empathy for players that do not produce, and a cold evaluation of objective-driven data sets that are laser-focused on student-athlete player (employee) production, and an elimination of any entity that fails to meet those objective standards. In other words, our next coach cannot and will not fail.
Cheers, and Go Orange
Recruiting may be an issue, but whatever the AI lacks in closing on recruits it will more than make up for in lack of emotional attachment to school and fan base, lack of empathy for players that do not produce, and a cold evaluation of objective-driven data sets that are laser-focused on student-athlete player (employee) production, and an elimination of any entity that fails to meet those objective standards. In other words, our next coach cannot and will not fail.
Cheers, and Go Orange
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