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BALL NIGHT!!!!!!

Hey now, I played on a team for one game as well. Albeit not during the season. But it was fun even though we only went 1-2. I'd do it again. I really think we need a syracusefan team.
We're 6-1 and the 3 seed out of 13 teams. I am the self appointed mvp of my team.
 
Two athletic lowlights of my entire life...

1. Soccer game at age 13, I accidentally scored on my own goal. Total miscommunication between the goalie and I - technically it was his fault, but I'm the one who kicked it in.

2. I struck out in an adult kickball league a few years ago. It's 2 strikes and you're out. The pitcher literally looked like C.C. Sabathia and he was just firing the ball. First pitch went foul off the side of my foot, second pitch I just whiffed. It was so freaking embarrassing.
 
Two athletic lowlights of my entire life...

1. Soccer game at age 13, I accidentally scored on my own goal. Total miscommunication between the goalie and I - technically it was his fault, but I'm the one who kicked it in.

2. I struck out in an adult kickball league a few years ago. It's 2 strikes and you're out. The pitcher literally looked like C.C. Sabathia and he was just firing the ball. First pitch went foul off the side of my foot, second pitch I just whiffed. It was so freaking embarrassing.
This has / does happen. And looks pretty humiliating. The league is also coed. So to do such things in the presence of good looking ladies is completely emasculating. I have wigged on strike one and fallen on my hind quarters before. The ball hit something on the field an my foot went right underneath the ball and wammiwammio. On my asss. Chicks laughed at me
 
This has / does happen. And looks pretty humiliating. The league is also coed. So to do such things in the presence of good looking ladies is completely emasculating. I have wigged on strike one and fallen on my hind quarters before. The ball hit something on the field an my foot went right underneath the ball and wammiwammio. On my asss. Chicks laughed at me

My self-esteem was so low after striking out that I just bunted the rest of the game and actually was pretty successful at getting on base.
 
Two athletic lowlights of my entire life...

1. Soccer game at age 13, I accidentally scored on my own goal. Total miscommunication between the goalie and I - technically it was his fault, but I'm the one who kicked it in.

2. I struck out in an adult kickball league a few years ago. It's 2 strikes and you're out. The pitcher literally looked like C.C. Sabathia and he was just firing the ball. First pitch went foul off the side of my foot, second pitch I just whiffed. It was so freaking embarrassing.

Koodo's for coming clean. I played slow pitch softball about 7-8 years ago after not hitting a softball or a baseball for 5-6 years. I swear the first practice I whiffed like 4 swings in a row and actually hurt my shoulder on one. I didn't strike out in any of the games but the first couple I really struggled until I found my timing and stopped trying to crush the ball. It was a humbling experience.
 
Koodo's for coming clean. I played slow pitch softball about 7-8 years ago after not hitting a softball or a baseball for 5-6 years. I swear the first practice I whiffed like 4 swings in a row and actually hurt my shoulder on one. I didn't strike out in any of the games but the first couple I really struggled until I found my timing and stopped trying to crush the ball. It was a humbling experience.
I played softball for the company work for back in the day. Generally a bad idea because people at work are not athletes and I tend to be rather competitive by nature. One highlight though was our IT manager said to our office lawyer "listen here you son of a bittch, you're a bastardd." Then they nearly threw down. I and a couple others had to intervene. Hilarious.
 
I feel like there should be a punchline in here somewhere...just cause it's coming from you, brother.
One would be totally appropriate. But there is non. Kickball from 7-8 tonight. Win this. On to the semifinals.
 

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