Blake Bortles Is Good, But His GF Is Better

[JrodCuse]

It appears as though it is time again for me to step down from my perch on the mountain and attempt to enlighten the mouth breathers...

The reason why it's terrible for a man to encounter a woman that is hot and dumb is that right at the very moment of that encounter his relationship with her is at it's highest point, and a swift decline will immediately follow. For, while he may enjoy the temporary seduction of her aesthetics, he will inevitably find that he has now found himself trapped with a soul that provides nothing else for him to grow to admire. Thus, his attraction to the woman is damned; before long the limitations of her mind will begin to bore the man. Boredom breeds contempt, and contempt signals the end. None of the joys of personal connection, the inside jokes, the reflection on memories, the confidence granted by the support of a person that inspires you to be more than what you are, those lasting pleasures are all conspicuously absent. Your appreciation for the woman, founded purely on the physical, soon resides in a grave as shallow as your first intentions.

But man, what a fun 6 months!

 

[OrangeTarheel]

I'm seeing a couple of hives filled with boo-bees. A wise cave man gathers his honey today to save for the cold winter months!

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

According to the title, this combines hot, stupid AND beer. Enjoy.
http://www.beerandstupidity.com/2013/04/behold-hottest-women-of-internet-with.html

 

[OburgOrange]

It appears as though it is time again for me to step down from my perch on the mountain and attempt to enlighten the mouth breathers...

The reason why it's terrible for a man to encounter a woman that is hot and dumb is that right at the very moment of that encounter his relationship with her is at it's highest point, and a swift decline will immediately follow. For, while he may enjoy the temporary seduction of her aesthetics, he will inevitably find that he has now found himself trapped with a soul that provides nothing else for him to grow to admire. Thus, his attraction to the woman is damned; before long the limitations of her mind will begin to bore the man. Boredom breeds contempt, and contempt signals the end. None of the joys of personal connection, the inside jokes, the reflection on memories, the confidence granted by the support of a person that inspires you to be more than what you are, those lasting pleasures are all conspicuously absent. Your appreciation for the woman, founded purely on the physical, soon resides in a grave as shallow as your first intentions.

the mouth breathers...
Literally LOL right now. Well done

 

[tep624]

SHE HUNTS,FISHES AND DRINKS CHEAP BEER

And farts like a trucker!

 

[Marsh01]

Boner central