Bruce Pearl-SMH!!!

[cliftonparksufan]

Really Bruce.

Auburn Hoops Coach Bruce Pearl Tells His Team Not To Fart In The Dead Sea After Learning Hard Lesson

Getty Image Auburn basketball is headed east to get a jumpstart on the 2022/23 season. Way, way east. Over the past decade or so, top college basketball

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[Eric15]

I went to the Dead Sea in 2008 and made the horrible mistake of touching my eyes while floating. It felt like I was pepper sprayed.

I don’t have any intel on flatulence in the Dead Sea.

 

[721Comstock]

Really Bruce.

Auburn Hoops Coach Bruce Pearl Tells His Team Not To Fart In The Dead Sea After Learning Hard Lesson

Getty Image Auburn basketball is headed east to get a jumpstart on the 2022/23 season. Way, way east. Over the past decade or so, top college basketball

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Well, he’s a huge walking arsehole, so it makes sense he’d know that.

 

[RF2044]

Scumbag

 

[Cheriehoop]

Really Bruce.

Auburn Hoops Coach Bruce Pearl Tells His Team Not To Fart In The Dead Sea After Learning Hard Lesson

Getty Image Auburn basketball is headed east to get a jumpstart on the 2022/23 season. Way, way east. Over the past decade or so, top college basketball

brobible.com

It probably wasn’t called the Dead Sea until Bruce Pearl’s earlier visit and scientific experiment.

 

[Trueblue25]

Awful guy.

 

[Carduccib]

Typical meathead response from an idiot coach

 

[Orangezoo]

Just what an annoying salty guy before that incident needs...

 

[dollarbill44]

That's actually pretty funny.

 

[DoubleDee]

I don't see the big deal. It certainly isn't news. Good to know.

 

[DilemaCuse]

I thought this was funny, geez, some of us on here need to lighten up

 

[orangepassion]

I actually really like Bruce Pearl.

 

[TexanMark]

Kinda TMI

Probably needed to brief the players and not the media.

 

[AlaskaSU]

Don,t go barefoot. The btm. is coated in salt. Wish we were the Saltine Warriors rather than the Orange.

 

[Roger N]

It probably wasn’t called the Dead Sea until Bruce Pearl’s earlier visit and scientific experiment.

I have a feeling that Pearl was probably smoking which caused an environmental event.

 

[kcsu]

Bruce is such a tool

 

[cliftonparksufan]

I actually really like Bruce Pearl.

You're in the minority. He is a strange dude.

 

[Wrinkle]

What is so bad about Bruce Pearl? He is certainly a strange character, and likely committing many recruiting violations. But his teams are always pretty fun and talented, even though they are usually filled with knuckleheads

 

[kirbivore]

What is so bad about Bruce Pearl? He is certainly a strange character, and likely committing many recruiting violations. But his teams are always pretty fun and talented, even though they are usually filled with knuckleheads

It was funny watching Auburn bomb out of tournament when their knucklehead guards continued their season long pattern of "I got this" and freezing out Parker in crunch time.

 

[dollarbill44]

I suspect Bruce's high salt enema was not due to passing gas, but rather going a step further, if you get the idea. Most people have made bubbles in the tub, the pool or at the beach from time to time without taking on water. My former brother-in-law told me that dropping a deuce underwater is the problem. He had personal experience with this.

 

[Shenexon]

I don't think the dead sea enjoyed the experience, either...

 

[GFTakedown]

Good advice! How embarrassing would it be if players are sidelined with a butthole rash! I think that SU fans would be up in arms if this happened to SU players.

 

[jgeorge322]

I suspect Bruce's high salt enema was not due to passing gas, but rather going a step further, if you get the idea. Most people have made bubbles in the tub, the pool or at the beach from time to time without taking on water. My former brother-in-law told me that dropping a deuce underwater is the problem. He had personal experience with this.

So what you are saying is never trust a fart.

 

[CuseTG2003]

What is so bad about Bruce Pearl? He is certainly a strange character, and likely committing many recruiting violations. But his teams are always pretty fun and talented, even though they are usually filled with knuckleheads

He's a snitch and a cheater (i.e., hypocrite).

 

[OrangeDW]

Good advice! How embarrassing would it be if players are sidelined with a butthole rash! I think that SU fans would be up in arms if this happened to SU players.