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[QUOTE="JoeCollege, post: 352214, member: 189"]
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[*]Parking [I]in[/I] the Dome
[*]Free parking, [I]in [/I]the Dome
[*]Guarantee SU scores 4 touchdowns per quarter against a Top 5 team every game.
[*]SU players to provide lawn mowing and leaf raking services the other 6 days a week.
[*]Shoot on sight any "fan" that dares to stand and get into the game at any time.
[*]Less action, more in-house broadcast commercials from Mr. Excitement.
[*]Apple orchards instead of new buildings so familes can have quality time too.
[*]Never, ever punt again.
[*]Guarantee that 80% of all third downs get converted.
[*]Free beer at tailgates. Tailgate parties that take place in the Dome- walking is just too much!
[*]A free hug from the cheerleader or dance team member of your choice.
[*]A post game departure system that eliminates those horrendous 15-20 minute waits to get on the road and have to drive (gasp!) a whole hour or more home.
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There. I think that should take care of it. If TGD can find a way to implement the above, I predict attendance (Actual, not announced) would skyrocket to probably a good 25-29,000 for every home game.
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