Letter to Chancellor Sevynrud:
Dear Chancellor,
With SU's history of one-point games in lacrosse, buzzer beaters in hoops, and now last minute drives in football, please expedite the Universities efforts to establish a medical school. Additionally, please provide funding for heart research and specialty practice at said new medical school.
Due to the natural aging process of a large portion of your fanbase and the current coaching practices of close call victories, and yes, some defeats, the term "Cardiac Cuse" has bugun taking on a literal meaning. As loyal fans, we refuse too turn our backs on our beloved Orange athletics teams; however, we would prefer to spend our hard earned dollars on excellent medical care provided by favorite university as opposed to providing funds to useless and evil universities such as UNC, Johns-Hopkins, any SEC or B1G affiliated school, etc.
As you can see, your coaches have created this need, your fans need this service, really, it is up to you and the Board of Trustees to simply accept the responsibility and and say "yes".
Thank you.
Sincerely,
A Die Hard Orange Fan and (probably not to distant) Future Patient