Donnie & His Uncrustable

[W'boro'Cuse315]

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Heinous.

 

[brian williams]

The board’s been saying all along that he has no edge to his game.

 

[BonaCuse]

Could go down as this much publicity on it being the highlight of the season.

 

[ROCcuse]

I always took the edges off Pop Tarts (too dry without the jelly inside), and never toasted them.

 

[Owens guy]

Donnie eating his Uncrustable was shown on SportsCenter last night too.

Luckily no mention of our team's record.

 

[TommyA13]

The only time Syracuse basketball will be shown on ESPN/Sports Center in a positive light is because Donnie took the crust off of his uncrustable. That’s how far we’ve fallen as a program.

 

[kingtidge]

Muffin tops only too...

Stumps in the trash.

 

[STEVEHOLT]

I don’t get it. There is no crust. Thats the entire point. He’s amputating an amputated limb

 

[cuseinseattle]

This is sad. How much further can we fall.

 

[kingtidge]

This is sad. How much further can we fall.

This program is crustless wonder bread.

 

[Brooky03]

I always took the edges off Pop Tarts (too dry without the jelly inside), and never toasted them.

Only serial killers toast their pop-tarts.

 

[Brooky03]

I don’t get it. There is no crust. Thats the entire point. He’s amputating an amputated limb

He’s removing the scar tissue

 

[STEVEHOLT]

Only serial killers toast their pop-tarts.

That’s where you are wrong sir. As a child my sister and eye would sit down many a cold January afternoon and tune into Scoobie Doo on the STM Club . What would we mark these occasions with? Some nicely toasted pop tarts. It was the peak of my life. I just didn’t know it then

 

[721Comstock]

Only serial killers toast their pop-tarts.

Or cereal killers.

That said - call me Son of Sandwich, because I like my organic toaster pastries toasted on the medium-well side.

 

[althea]

I stand proud not knowing what an uncrustable is!!

 

[dollarbill44]

I always took the edges off Pop Tarts (too dry without the jelly inside), and never toasted them.

TMI

 

[Brooky03]

That’s where you are wrong sir. As a child my sister and eye would sit down many a cold January afternoon and tune into Scoobie Doo on the STM Club . What would we mark these occasions with? Some nicely toasted pop tarts. It was the peak of my life. I just didn’t know it then

That’s what a serial killer would say.

 

[ROCcuse]

That’s where you are wrong sir. As a child my sister and eye would sit down many a cold January afternoon and tune into Scoobie Doo on the STM Club . What would we mark these occasions with? Some nicely toasted pop tarts. It was the peak of my life. I just didn’t know it then

I see what you did there.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

That’s what a serial killer would say.

Wouldn’t they say “qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa, better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh-oh-oh“

 

[rhcuse]

If you cant see the jelly it has a crust. Its more like a crimp, but its a crust. Kudos to Donnie for exposing the audacity of this marketing semantic.