Don't burn any couches in Storrs tonight on this RA's watch...

[OrangeXtreme]

@RobDauster: This UConn RA is the worst RA in the history pic.twitter.com/IHCl22KKSA

 

[bcuse19]

I bet this guy is a riot at parties.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Brett McMurphy ‏@McMurphyESPN 1m
How long until Derek, the UConn RA, has offer to replace Mark Emmert as NCAA President?

 

[Kevind13]

Hahahahaha. Funny story about when UCONN won in 1999. I was an undergrad at Southern Connecticut State in New Haven. After they won some of my friends from SCSU decided it would be fun to light our dumpsters on fire because they won. Then it got even better when some of them decided to drive up to Storrs. They get up there and are partying jumping on cars and torching them etc. About 12 of my friends got arrested and ended up spending a few days in jail. Quite funny.

 

[CusefanATL]

Gourmet Spud ‏@gourmetspud 6m
If UConn wins tonight, poor Derek is going to get snatched up and paraded around town like a screaming Stanley Cup.

 

[CusefanATL]

Hahahahaha. Funny story about when UCONN won in 1999. I was an undergrad at Southern Connecticut State in New Haven. After they won some of my friends from SCSU decided it would be fun to light our dumpsters on fire because they won. Then it got even better when some of them decided to drive up to Storrs. They get up there and are partying jumping on cars and torching them etc. About 12 of my friends got arrested and ended up spending a few days in jail. Quite funny.

:bat:

 

[JohnCuse44]

Something tells me this is going to come back to bite him in the ass.

 

[NineOneSeven]

guy

 

[OttoinGrotto]

That is the RAiest thing an RA has ever done.

 

[tee1222]

Something tells me this is going to come back to bite him in the ass.

By bite him in the ass, you mean that this will somehow result in a team violation and at the same time, the Kentucky bus has a flat tire and they miss the game since Cal doesn't know how to fix a flat, resulting in both teams forfeiting?
I hear ya, I hear ya.

 

[strumpfasaurus]

As someone who has been an RA for three years here at cuse, I would personally write someone up if they weren't celebrating if Cuse won it all. In all seriousness I have met a lot of RA's like this kid but most are really cool and are just doing their job.

 

[RF2044]

Derek

 

[Marsh01]

What a douchebag

 

[RF2044]

What a douchebag

Where he attends school was my first clue.

 

[MartyCuse]

What a tool! Buy a bunch of pizzas and hand them out to the drunk happy or drunk sad people tonight after the game! Thats your job! Again what a tool!

 

[tptcuse]

That is the RAiest thing an RA has ever done.

This is one of the best made-up adjectives I have seen!

 

[OttoinGrotto]

This is one of the best made-up adjectives I have seen!

That's the OttoinGrottoiest thing I've ever done?

 

[mountaincuse]

I prefer OttointheGrottoiest

 

[jekelish]

My RA freshman year in Sadler was a massive UConn fan, and he literally laughed in my face when I suggested SU would split with UConn that year. And then we ran them off the floor in the Dome.

His room was right next to a storage closet. I liked tying his doorknob to the doorknob on the storage closet so he couldn't open his door.

fans.

 

[OrangeCrush22]

How dare he be responsible. Shame on him.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Looks like poor Derek is in for a long night.