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Class of 2015 DT Ty Cross (GA) Signed LOI

Police Chief: [noticing Tony is depressed] Tony? I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down.
Tony Giardino: Well, Captain, it's about my job.
Police Chief: Ah.
[sits down with Tony]
Tony Giardino: I'm having doubts about being a cop. You know, it's not like how it is on TV. All I do all day is fill out forms and paperwork. I mean, this is what I do.
Police Chief: [contemplates] It's a point well taken, Tony. But you must understand, although it's not exciting, it's a very important part of our work.
Tony Giardino: Yeah, but in all my times as a cop, I've never gotten to, like, chase a guy across a crowded city square. I've never... I've never hung on to that part of a helicopter. You know that part? Underneath the thing that it lands? Do you, do you know that part?
Police Chief: Yes, I know that part.
Tony Giardino: I've never hung onto that. I've never even commandeered a vehicle.
Police Chief: Now *that* sounds like a lot of fun.
Tony Giardino: And that's the other thing. You're too nice.
Police Chief: I'm too nice?
Tony Giardino: Yeah, you're too nice. Why can't you be like the Captain on "Starsky and Hutch"? You know, when you come in, and you haul me into your office, and you bawl me out because you're sick and tired of defending my screwball antics to the Commissioner? Why cant you do that?
Police Chief: Well, the truth of the matter is, I don't report to a Commissioner. I report to a committee. Some of whom are appointed, some elected, and the rest co-opted on a bi-annual basis. It's a quorum, so to speak.
Tony Giardino: A quorum?
Police Chief: Yeah.
Tony Giardino: Captain, when I joined the police force, I thought I was going to be Serpico. But instead, I'm like... Fish from Barney Miller.
Police Chief: Hey. Somebody needs a hug!
Great movie. Great cast. Great soundtrack. A very underrated movie. Probably Mike Myers best.
 
You're welcome, everyone. The DTective Squad comes through in the clutch.

They're loose cannons, but they always get their man!
Like I said, a man of action!
 
While watching you pat yourself on the back...I noticed he is wearing an awesome hat...I want that, I need that.
If I don't, no one will. It's certainly not gonna pat itself, and if it starts patting itself, well...I may be in trouble.
 
Ty.Cross‏@T_Cross52 1m1 minute ago

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I'm small body!!!! pic.twitter.com/IQj1faaTV8
 
Keep hitting those weights Ty. You will be fine. I have been in many gyms and I have never seen a squat rack similar to that. It looks pretty difficult, especially with that much weight on there.
 
Ty.Cross ‏@T_Cross52 1h1 hour ago

Ughhhh had plans to go sky diving but I want be able to do it because of the weight limit
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Well, that's some bunk. Just have to go to the right people that have sturdier parachutes. Plenty of big boys jumping on their own around Fort Bragg.
 

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