Florida State's new recruiting weapon

[longislandcuse]

http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/mia-khalifa-video-braxton-miller-fsu/

 

[anomander]

First thing that came to mind was....Buttaface

 

[jekelish]

First thing that came to mind was...Buttaface

She has a face?

 

[anomander]

She has a face?

i'm not sure i was looking at everything but - her - face

 

[CuseTroop]

I've been offering recruits sexual favors to come to SU for years...

 

[longislandcuse]

First thing that came to mind was...Buttaface

I don't know man. I'd be with it if I was Braxton. Def better than what Notre Dame hooks their players up with (Lisa Ann).

Why does our famous porn star have to be a dude?

 

[OburgOrange]

I've been offering recruits s e xual favors to come to SU for years...

No wonder we are in the shape we are. Explains everything

 

[CuseTroop]

No wonder we are in the shape we are. Explains everything

Bro, not my fault that the guys we recruit don't appreciate my good looks.


My mom says I'm pretty

 

[jekelish]

Bro, not my fault that the guys we recruit don't appreciate my good looks.


My mom says I'm pretty

And your dad says you're good!



...I feel dirty about that one.

 

[CuseTroop]

And your dad says you're good!



...I feel dirty about that one.

I will not entertain such tomfoolery.

Edit: You are just mad that I wouldnt sext with you the other day

 

[TexanMark]

I'm sure her parents are so proud

 

[gocraz4dasu]

Definitely familiar with her work. All that needs to be said.

 

[texascpa]

First thing that came to mind was...Buttaface

That's not the first thing that came to mind...or my eyes

 

[nzm136]

I don't know man. I'd be with it if I was Braxton. Def better than what Notre Dame hooks their players up with (Lisa Ann).

Why does our famous . . . . star have to be a dude?

You apparently don't have working eyes.

*On a tangentially related note, this is actually probably a great business move by her. I'm sure her hits are skyrocketing right now.

*On another tangentially related note, she lives in Miami. The 'Canes of old would have *never* let her be a FSU fan. P*rn star endorsements scream something the []_[] would do.

 

[jekelish]

You apparently don't have working eyes.

*On a tangentially related note, this is actually probably a great business move by her. I'm sure her hits are skyrocketing right now.

*On another tangentially related note, she lives in Miami. The 'Canes of old would have *never* let her be a FSU fan. P*rn star endorsements scream something the []_[] would do.

I'm thinking her hits were probably doing just fine since she's also the "adult star" who made headlines recently for receiving death threats from Islamic extremists who don't like the fact that an Arab from Lebanon was voted the #1 star on an adult website, and then a band just wrote a song about her.

 

[nzm136]

I'm thinking her hits were probably doing just fine since she's also the "adult star" who made headlines recently for receiving death threats from Islamic extremists who don't like the fact that an Arab from Lebanon was voted the #1 star on an adult website, and then a band just wrote a song about her.

Oh, I didn't say that she was hurting to begin with. I've just never heard of her before this, and I'm guessing I'm not the only one.

 

[nzm136]

UM has a Delta Gamma (sorority) recruitment video, which is probably recruiting gold, too.

However, it has a decidedly different tone than the 7th floor crew, which might explain why the '15 team isn't as intimidating as they were in '01.

 

[longislandcuse]

You apparently don't have working eyes.

*On a tangentially related note, this is actually probably a great business move by her. I'm sure her hits are skyrocketing right now.

*On another tangentially related note, she lives in Miami. The 'Canes of old would have *never* let her be a FSU fan. P*rn star endorsements scream something the []_[] would do.

Haha. I'm sure Lisa Ann was dope in her day but she's a little too worn out for me.

 

[jekelish]

I think we all need to remember, adult film stars are basically just great special effects, by and large: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84158930/

 

[gocraz4dasu]

Oh my god, a link to ebaumsworld? Is this 2005?

 

[jekelish]

Oh my god, a link to ebaumsworld? Is this 2005?

It was the only thing like that that didn't have the word "p o r n" in the link...this site automatically edits that word out, making the links worthless. So I improvised.

 

[longislandcuse]

I think we all need to remember, adult film stars are basically just great special effects, by and large: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/84158930/

Bonnie Rotten was at a party I was at a few months ago and she still looked fine, if you're into that.

 

[gocraz4dasu]

It was the only thing like that that didn't have the word "p o r n" in the link...this site automatically edits that word out, making the links worthless. So I improvised.

Well done

 

[bevosu]

She seems not lacking in self esteem, but she isn't as cute as she thinks she is.

 

[jec1521]

She's annoying, and, as stated, not as good looking as she thinks she is.