For our Jets fans

[Capt. Tuttle]

Panthers Adopt Patchy-Haired, Shivering Rescue QB Who Spent Years Abused By Jets

CHARLOTTE, NC—Bringing him into Bank of America Stadium where they washed off the grime with a nice warm bath, the Carolina Panthers adopted a patchy-haired, shivering rescue quarterback named Sam Thursday, who had spent years being abused by the New York Jets. “When we saw him, our hearts just...

sports.theonion.com

 

[Briancuse]

Lol he looks like AJ from the Sopranos.

 

[Trueblue25]

Fair!