Funniest closed captions in sports history

[CuseTroop]

http://worldwideinterweb.com/item/2092-the-funniest-closed-caption-mistakes-in-sports-history.html

 

[PeteCalvin]

http://worldwideinterweb.com/item/2092-the-funniest-closed-caption-mistakes-in-sports-history.html

Shouldn't you be keeping an eye on North Korea? It's Final Four weekend for crying out loud. Who knows what Dennis Rodman's buddy is up to?

 

[CuseTroop]

Shouldn't you be keeping an eye on North Korea? It's Final Four weekend for crying out loud. Who knows what Dennis Rodman's buddy is up to?

I have Jameson and Jackson on watch tonight. Two barks and a howl mean we are messed

 

[HoustonCuse]

North Korea needs a code red.

 

[Section 314 Row C]

"Chan Gailey was officially sexually abused as new head coach." No, that one was pretty accurate.

 

[CuseTroop]

"Chan Gailey was officially sexually abused as new head coach." No, that one was pretty accurate.

I want you to find the "mojo" thread... Read it, and tell me you still are gonna bail on the bar Saturday

 

[Section 314 Row C]

I want you to find the "mojo" thread... Read it, and tell me you still are gonna bail on the bar Saturday

I'm going to make a last minute push to go to the fox for the game. I think, if no one smokes near Mrs. Section 314, everything will be alright. Hell, we'll only be there for a couple hours...right?!? The full-court press is on dude. If it doesn't work out, however, I did watch the Montana and Indiana games at home with the wife. So, I don't know if this would be bad "mojo."

 

[CuseTroop]

I'm going to make a last minute push to go to the fox for the game. I think, if no one smokes near Mrs. Section 314, everything will be alright. Hell, we'll only be there for a couple hours...right?!? The full-court press is on dude. If it doesn't work out, however, I did watch the Montana and Indiana games at home with the wife. So, I don't know if this would be bad "mojo."

Just tell her that you are scared to leave me unsupervised... "what if Adam drinks to much?" "what if he gets roofied?" "you know how cute he is, someone would kidnap him in a heart beat" "You dont want to be the reason he gets kidnapped, assulted, and fed to bears"

my fate rests in her hands bro...

 

[Section 314 Row C]

Just tell her that you are scared to leave me unsupervised... "what if Adam drinks to much?" "what if he gets roofied?" "you know how cute he is, someone would kidnap him in a heart beat" "You dont want to be the reason he gets kidnapped, assulted, and fed to bears"

my fate rests in her hands bro...

hehe...obviously you don't understand the emotional volatility of a pregnant woman. The other day she began crying because there was no toilet paper in the bathroom. If I were to say the wrong thing, at any given moment, there is a legitimate chance of serious injury by way of frying fan to the grill piece. She will kill you you too bro...

The wife is definitely the boss right now...I just nod my head and say "yes dear." Some day you will understand.

 

[CuseTroop]

hehe...obviously you don't understand the emotional volatility of a pregnant woman. The other day she began crying because there was no toilet paper in the bathroom. If I were to say the wrong thing, at any given moment, there is a legitimate chance of serious injury by way of frying fan to the grill piece. She will kill you you too bro...

The wife is definitely the boss right now...I just nod my head and say "yes dear." Some day you will understand.

lol not any time soon. Wife is still bound and determined to never have kids with me.

Another thing, We have possibly 2 Syracuse games left before you move. This could be it for us brotha, our last hurah. Dont let me down.. I cant do shots by myself... well, I can, and I will if you dont come, but thats besides the point