Funniest Hank Hill moments

[MSOrange]

Watching King of the Hill reruns is one of my guilty pleasures. Watching the situations Hank finds himself in and his reactions just cracks me up. Funniest moments off the top of my head

1. Hank has to get a butt implant to get more padding back there and the guys play catch with it in the back yard.
2. Hank walks in on his mother having sex and goes blind
3. Hank accidentally buys cocaine as fishing bait.
4. Bobby takes a women's self defense course and kicks Hank in the testicles
5. Hank has to help Connie after she has her first period.
6. Hank accidentally steals another man's wallet. Hank attempts to call the man to return the wallet and explain what happened but he misinterprets the phone call as being threatening and harassing.
7. Hank gets constipated and the whole family keeps checking to see if he has gone.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

He's at the gas station and knocks on the door and says "Is this John occupied?" He then thinks for a second and says "?Esta este Juan ocupado?"

 

[bozophobe]

"You're not gay, are you, Hank?"

"No. I sell propane."

 

[HOFCeluck]

I used to love watching KotH reruns in the middle of the night on Adult Swim.