Haiku time?

[orangecuse]

'Cuse, UConn Tonight
In World's Greatest Arena
So Brutal To Watch

 

[HakAttack]

Our offense is bad
The defense is worse, holy cow
Will we make the NIT?

 

[jmm29]

Offensively dull...
Veritable jigsaw puzzle
March. Is it too soon?

 

[Toga]

There once was a team from the Cuse
That only knew how to lose
The defense it stunk
The offense was junk
Coaching was bad
It's just Sad! Sad! Sad!

I'm a limerick guy - sue me.

 

[OrangeZeus]

Central's Best in Years
Record Five and Three through Eight
Nate Silver approves

 

[Rage4CUSE]

Central's Best in Years
Record Five and Three through Eight
Nate Silver approves

This is somehow terrible and fantastic at the same time.

 

[Madbiker]

Eating ham steak
Right before the earthquake
I threw up
After watching this game.

 

[Jasoncuse]

We suck. They suck. We
Suck. They suck. We suck. They suck.
This year is awful