Hedge trimmers.

[jordoo]

Please whatever higher power is out there take some clippers to Fox and Guy. Embarrassing. Oh Lord

 

[orangedave]

Please whatever higher power is out there take some clippers to Fox and Guy. Embarrassing. Oh Lord

There are far worse hair styles than those and why does it matter?

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Please whatever higher power is out there take some clippers to Fox and Guy. Embarrassing. Oh Lord

You ain't old enough to be yelling at kids on your lawn!