Herman Cain announces that a new accuser will soon claim that she had an affair with him.

[Halfmooncuse]

Thank u Herman

 

[dash-30-dash]

LOL

 

[EastCoast2]

thanks, mark schwarz

 

[jekelish]

Very presidential move right there. He's got Jimmy's vote if this takes heat off of him.

 

[themole]

Laurie Fine, obviously.

 

[bevosu]

Talk about getting in front of a story.

 

[EastCoast2]

Hell, the news should be about who laurie fine DIDN'T sleep with.

 

[Upstate]

Just saw this on Twitter: "Herman Cain has denied more sex than I've ever had."

 

[jekelish]

Hell, the news should be about who laurie fine DIDN'T sleep with.

Proud to say she never touched me. But considering Jeremy McNeil once told me he spoke to Bernie Fine and had him open a student manager spot for me, I'm now glad I politely turned that offer down or else Bernie and Laurie might have been fighting over me. I AM awfully handsome, after all. The good looking guy in the mirror tells me that every day.

 

[EastCoast2]

Proud to say she never touched me. But considering Jeremy McNeil once told me he spoke to Bernie Fine and had him open a student manager spot for me, I'm now glad I politely turned that offer down or else Bernie and Laurie might have been fighting over me. I AM awfully handsome, after all. The good looking guy in the mirror tells me that every day.

Bro you need some meds

 

[jekelish]

You mean beer isn't a med?

 

[OrlandoCuse]

Cain's team is quickly spinning the topic to state the Cain himself was abused by Bernie Fine.

 

[EastCoast2]

You mean beer isn't a med?

sorry, I'm too busy laughing at my new signature

 

[bnoro]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promises-with-mike-tyson

CAIN!

 

[EastCoast2]

Cain's team is quickly spinning the topic to state the Cain himself was abused by Bernie Fine.

lmao

 

[jekelish]

sorry, I'm too busy laughing at my new signature

I'm on my iPad, I can't see signatures. But I also can't see them because I can't read. I'm just throwing these sentences together by randomly pressing these odd symbols and hoping they make sense.

 

[EastCoast2]

I'm on my iPad, I can't see signatures. But I also can't see them because I can't read. I'm just throwing these sentences together by randomly pressing these odd symbols and hoping they make sense.

check it on your computer when you get home. are you with laurie right now? ask to use bernie's laptop

 

[bevosu]

Good..take a little national heat off of the Salt City.

Now if one of those Kardashian girls announces another divorce or wedding, we'll be in the clear for at least a few days.

 

[Noexcuse]

Herm was losing his momentum. Wants the total number of accusers to reach 999 before the Iowa Caucus'

 

[Noexcuse]

Talk about getting in front of a story.

He doesn't want to get caught with his pants down when the new breaks.