Hey Baylor...

[osullfam]

Hey Baylor
Your center turned sideways and disappeared.
You should feel scrawny (and bad).

 

[cuseincincy]

Hey Baylor,

Our coach is the same age as your coach's dad. Does his mom look like this?

 

[edowd26]

Hey Baylor,

Our coach is the same age as your coach's dad. Does his mom look like this?View attachment 5768

Is jimmy wearing a unitard in this photo.

 

[iommi]

Great sign at College Gamesday this past Saturday: David Koresh Was A Bears Fan

 

[longislandcuse]

Hey Baylor,

I was going to say we're going to kill you guys, but based on history you're just fine at handling that yourselves.

Too soon?

Oh well. You should feel bad.

Whoa, Jekelish bringing HEAT!

 

[longislandcuse]

Hey Baylor,

The best basketball player in the history of your school is a girl.

You should feel bad.

 

[longislandcuse]

Hey Baylor,

Your women's team enforces a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.

You should feel bad.

 

[jekelish]

Hey Baylor,

The best basketball player in the history of your school is a girl.

You should feel bad.

Hey Baylor, we aren't actually sure about the veracity of this statement based on the evidence at hand, but Griner is still the best player in the history of your school no matter what sex she really is.

You should feel bad.




(Okay, I actually feel a LITTLE bad, because reading about Griner it's hard not to respect her and sympathize with the crap she's had to put up with...but she DOES have a voice about three octaves deeper than most men)

 

[longislandcuse]

Hey Baylor,

I'm extremely jealous of your football team's offense.

You should feel bad. Actually, I should feel bad. And I do.

Hey Baylor,

Our football coach can beat up your football coach.

You should feel bad.

#hardnosed

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Hey Baylor,

I can never remember which conference you belong to.

You should feel bad.

 

[jekelish]

Hey Baylor,

RGIII is turning out to be kind of a little bitch.

You should feel bad.

 

[sutomcat]

Baylor:

You didn't handle the loss of Texas A&M very well.

You should feel bad.

 

[orangefan13]

Hey Baylor Look What we did All Night...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=10wijiu&s=5#.UpZlICcwmCk (fullsize)

For that you should feel amazed!

 

[jekelish]

Can anyone prove definitively that Brittney Griner didn't get a haircut, throw on some goggles, and return to Baylor under the assumed name of 'Isaiah Austin'?

I don't think so.

Baylor, you should feel bad.

 

[Ghost]

Hey Baylor,

Your most famous "entertainment" alumni are Trey Wingo, and this guy:

You should feel bad.

 

[Ghost]

Hey Baylor,

You keep two live bears on campus, and their names are Judge Roy Reynolds and Judge Sue Sloan.

Bears aren't qualified to be judges...

You should feel bad.

 

[MGP]

Hey Baylor -

I feel good, you should feel bad...

 

[jekelish]

Hey Baylor,

I've been to Waco.

You should really, really feel bad.