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Hey Minnesota...

osullfam said:
Q: What's the difference between a Minnesota sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A: One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
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Makes sense. They hay is never in the barn so its gotta be somewhere. Its in a Minnesota sorority sister.
 
OttoinGrotto said:
Hey Minnesota,

You're basically Canada.

You should feel bad.
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Hey Minnesota,

The Name "Minnesota" comes from the Dakota Indian words meaning "sky-tinted water". This is not the correct translation. The original translation was "the land of yellow snow" and "Sky" was an Indian chief.

You should feel bad.
 
Ghost said:
Hey Minnesota,

It's against the law to eat Hamburgers on Sunday in St. Cloud.

Hamburgers are delicious every day of the week.

You should feel bad.
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This is real?
 
Hey Minnesota,
You prefer rotten fish to fresh fish .
You should feel bad.
 
edowd26 said:
This is real?
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Amazingly, yes. One of those weird laws they never took off the book. Just like this:

Hey Minnesota,

It's against the law to let your animals sleep in bakeries in Duluth.

I like to sleep in bakeries, animals should be able to too!

You should feel bad.
 
Hey Minnesota,

You used to be Tubby and now you're covered in pizza sauce.

Losers.

You should feel bad.
 
Hey Minnesota:

Lutefisk. Dried cod steeped for months in lye.

It even made Zimmern ralph.

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You should feel bad.
 
Hey Minnesota,

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you ?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but know you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all precious gifts
But you'd better take your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?


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You should feel bad.
 
Ghost said:
Amazingly, yes. One of those weird laws they never took off the book. Just like this:

Hey Minnesota,

It's against the law to let your animals sleep in bakeries in Duluth.

I like to sleep in bakeries, animals should be able to too!

You should feel bad.
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Hey Minnesota,

You're worse than Stalin with those laws.

You should feel bad.
 
Frozen said:
Hey Minnesota,

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you ?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but know you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all precious gifts
But you'd better take your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?


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You should feel bad.
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Wow. Robert Zimmerman. They should be proud of that one.
 
Hey Minnesota

Lawrence Welk is dead. Mr. Wunnerful's bubbles have all popped. Those are reruns you are watching.

You should feel bad.
 
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