OttoinGrotto
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Jake Locker, backup QB for the Tennessee Titans, Comedy Central's #13 all-time rated stand up comedian, frequent blood donor, two time Tony winner for his captivating performance as Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof, and last hope for humanity, has played in 5 games for the Titans this season.
The Titans have won only one of those five games, giving Locker an NFL winning percentage right smack on the Mendoza line. Among the losses was a 27-13 hellacious @ss whomping at the hands of the previously winless Indianapolis Colts. In the single win in which Locker appeared, he contributed to the winning effort by throwing an incompletion.
There's a simple explanation for this. Jake Locker sucks.
The Titans have won only one of those five games, giving Locker an NFL winning percentage right smack on the Mendoza line. Among the losses was a 27-13 hellacious @ss whomping at the hands of the previously winless Indianapolis Colts. In the single win in which Locker appeared, he contributed to the winning effort by throwing an incompletion.
There's a simple explanation for this. Jake Locker sucks.
