How Marek Dolezaj gained 16 pounds during coronavirus quarantine

[cuse10]

Marek wasn't alone in gaining weight during the quarantine.

Sigh.

I didn't gain a pound.

 

[721Comstock]

I didn't gain a pound.

 

[perdurabo]

 

[sufandu]

So it sounds like he typically doesn't eat enough or lift weights. 16 pounds is a lot to gain in less than 6 months. There is no reason it should've taken this long for him to put on good weight. He just wasn't doing what he should've been doing.

 

[Chris02M]

is that 10 pounds split among all of them?

 

[bigmike]

A 20% pickup for Marek is nice.

 

[TexanMark]

A 20% pickup for Marek is nice.

He was on the Jamal Dumas summer ab fun 10 week crash diet

 

[HOFCeluck]

Is anyone else concerned about what this will do to Mareks shooting mechanics?

 

[721Comstock]

Is anyone else concerned about what this will do to Mareks shooting mechanics?

Shaky pierogies.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I didn't gain a pound.

You did it wrong.

 

[RICuse44]

At what point can marek play nose tackle?

 

[HoustonCuse]

So it sounds like he typically doesn't eat enough or lift weights. 16 pounds is a lot to gain in less than 6 months. There is no reason it should've taken this long for him to put on good weight. He just wasn't doing what he should've been doing.

cool story

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Finally got to read the article. Good on Marek for putting in the work.

One thing not mentioned enough here is the sacrifice most of our foreign players made this year not going home to be with their families. As a dad, it would kill me to not see my boy for so long.

 

[TexanMark]

At what point can marek play nose tackle?

Well with proper dedication...hmmm you know the thing...

 

[pearl31]

Shaky pierogies.

early frontrunner for post of the year

 

[Ldavid]

a heavier marek and sidibe changes the game. Much needed!

 

[NKR1978]

Marek wasn't alone in gaining weight during the quarantine.

Sigh.

Literally the easiest thing I've ever done.

 

[OmahaCuse]

Maybe he stopped smoking

 

[althea]

At what point can marek play nose tackle?

Don't be ridiculous - he will max out around 275 which means he is a perfect D-end in Dino's 3-3-5.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Don't be ridiculous - he will max out around 275 which means he is a perfect D-end in Dino's 3-3-5.

It's taken him 4 years to put on, what, 21 total pounds now? It will take another 4,873,680 years to get to D-end territory by my count.

 

[althea]

It's taken him 4 years to put on, what, 21 total pounds now? It will take another 4,873,680 years to get to D-end territory by my count.

I was told there would be no math...

 

[orange79]

Thank you, thank you very much.

When I read this, I heard it in Crackhead Bob's voice.

RIP.

 

[CuseFaninVT]

When I read this, I heard it in Crackhead Bob's voice.

RIP.

It was meant to be Elvis

 

[althea]

It was meant to be Elvis

Yeah I definitely heard Elvis’ Mississippi twang in that.

 

[billsin01]

He was on the Jamal Dumas summer ab fun 10 week crash diet

That’s a recurring nightmare I have every time there’s a weight gain story. That one was brutal