How to beat FSU

[ImperialOrange]

I went over this.

LSD in their gatorade.

Laxatives in their pre game meal.

I vote for both of these. Sounds like a winning combo.

 

[TheCusian]

I vote for both of these. Sounds like a winning combo.

They'll be starring at they're own sh#t for hours.

 

[Scooch]

To start, we need a Delorean...

 

[DNABB5]

To start, we need a Delorean...

Ahem, I have first hand information that CaliCuse's son actually OWNS a DeLorean fully equipped with a flux capacitor.

Make it happen Cali.

 

[Orangezoo]

Send all the players offers with free stuff and bcc the ncaa...

 

[retro44]

Tonight is the peak for the Taurids meteor shower... I think "wishing on a falling star" might be as good a plan as any.

are they the frozen water molecules that are coming off lake Ontario right now...if so we are the ones getting hit right now. About an inch of meteors on the ground right now

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Laxatives in their pre game meal.

I think I'll go this route as well. Personally, I get all cinched up during a loss.

 

[JoeSU]

If James Winston was injured, I think Jimbo Fisher would sit him down to protect him/FSU's NC hopes if even a slight injury. Their backup QB Jacob Coker needs knee surgery, so they would be forced to play RF Sean McGuire, who has thrown a grand total of 2 passes in his career. I will never root for a player to be injured, and with FSU's overall talent advantage it may not matter, but this scenario isn't a complete stretch.

 

[ImperialOrange]

If James Winston was injured, I think Jimbo Fisher would sit him down to protect him/FSU's NC hopes if even a slight injury. Their backup QB Jacob Coker needs knee surgery, so they would be forced to play RF Sean McGuire, who has thrown a grand total of 2 passes in his career. I will never root for a player to be injured, and with FSU's overall talent advantage it may not matter, but this scenario isn't a complete stretch.

Sounds like how we cover but probably not win. If Jameis goes out before theyre up comfortably it would be due to serious injury and their season could go up in smoke. No one has really gotten to hit Winston all year though so looking to see if we can be the first.

 

[HarrisonJBounel]

I went over this.

LSD in their gatorade.

Maybe that's already why they're undefeated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dock_Ellis

June 12, 1970, no-hitter
Under the influence of LSD, Ellis pitched a no-hitter against the Padres on Friday, June 12, 1970. The Pirates flew to San Diego on Thursday, June 11 for a series against the San Diego Padres. Ellis reported that he visited a friend in Los Angeles and used LSD "two or three times." Thinking it was still Thursday, he took a hit of LSD on Friday at noon, and his friend's girlfriend reminded him at 2:00 PM that he was scheduled to pitch that night. Ellis flew from Los Angeles to San Diego at 3:00 PM and arrived at San Diego Stadium at 4:30 PM; the game started at 6:05 PM.[5]

Ellis threw a no-hitter despite being unable to feel the ball or see the batter or catcher clearly.[24] Ellis said his catcher Jerry May wore reflective tape on his fingers which helped him to see May's signals. Ellis walked eight batters and struck out six, and he was aided by excellent fielding plays from second baseman Bill Mazeroski and center fielder Matty Alou.[25]

As Ellis recounted it:

I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the [catcher's] glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters, and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes, I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me.[26]

Ellis reported that he never used LSD during the season again, though he continued to use amphetamines.[5]

An animated short film by James Blagden about the game, "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No", features narration in Ellis's own voice, taken from a 2008 NPR radio interview.[27]

 

[DNABB5]

Yea Harrison, I was aware of that.

However, baseball is much different than football right? The gridiron? Certain players say "go to war".

Have you seen this video?


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkqrwx_drinking-out-of-cups_fun

 

[RandygoCuse]

This board will go into full meltdown if we run run run punt all game and lose 35 - 7.

we should be going for it on 4th down. Unless it is an extreme situation (e.g. 4th and 10 from our own 10 yard line), let the punter take the day off.

 

[Alsacs]

The gameplan against FSU is not to get beat worse than the Georgia Tech game. I would run the ball EVERY single play in the first quarter just to get the clock moving. Boston College had the best gameplan against FSU and was a hail mary to end the first half away from being tied at halftime. BC wouldn't have beaten FSU but they showed a team like Alabama how to beat them. We can't beat FSU unless the defense plays out of its mind and we shorten the game by dominating in the run game. The only passes I would throw are screens. I don't care if they stuff us on the ground just keep the clock rolling. FSU isn't going to take us lightly as Bobby Bowden is going to be honored during the game so the fans will be pumped up. I would sign up for 42-10 right now if I could.

 

[TheCusian]

The gameplan against FSU is not to get beat worse than the Georgia Tech game. I would run the ball EVERY single play in the first quarter just to get the clock moving. Boston College had the best gameplan against FSU and was a hail mary to end the first half away from being tied at halftime. BC wouldn't have beaten FSU but they showed a team like Alabama how to beat them. We can't beat FSU unless the defense plays out of its mind and we shorten the game by dominating in the run game. The only passes I would throw are screens. I don't care if they stuff us on the ground just keep the clock rolling. FSU isn't going to take us lightly as Bobby Bowden is going to be honored during the game so the fans will be pumped up. I would sign up for 42-10 right now if I could.

Yep. You have to be Stanford to their Oregon.

 

[orangepassion]

Kitchen sink

 

[xc84]

1. Great defense
2. Sold offense (breakout game by wideouts)
   
3. Few penalties
4. A few successful trick plays
   
5. +3 in turnovers
   
6. luck

 

[Orangello]

Super Glue the FSU bus doors

 

[CuseLegacy]

Maybe we could use this as a spy on Winston... during the game.

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