I have been snorting bath salts since Thursday

[Stevenson]

Let's Go Orange!

 

[Dmcnabbrules]

That doesn't sound healthy.

 

[RMH44]

That doesn't sound healthy.

Or funny, considering all the tragic events surrounding their use.

 

[Stevenson]

 

[A Clockwork Orange]

Or funny, considering all the tragic events surrounding their use.

Really? I've been taking them intravenously since Wednesday. Snorting vodka through my eye since Thursday, and doing up downs since sun up on Friday. What have you been doing to get ready for Gameday?

 

[jekelish]

I've been pounding moonshine spiked with cocaine since April and fighting every midget I see. At least I think they're midgets. Come to think of it they may have been children. It did seem odd that midgets hang out at elementary schools so much.

 

[Bortukal]

I just swallowed a multivitamin with a sip of tap water.

As you can imagine, I am rather enthused about the upcoming football contest.

 

[bnoro]

Or funny, considering all the tragic events surrounding their use.

Oh come on

 

[ImperialOrange]

Bath salts are 100% funny.

I woke up and ate a bowl of broken glass, washed it down with a brake fluid/chlorine cocktail and proceded to ignore the door on the way out choosing to run right throught the wall instead. This will hurt tomorrow... I will feel nothing until then though

 

[SanDiegoCuse]

As with every season on this day, I walked over to kick Shamu in the face, did 84 lines of coke, stoke a breakfast burrito from the hands of a crying child and am working on my 12th margarita.

Let's Go Orange!!!

 

[ImperialOrange]

I think it's safe to assume we all ran over every wild cat we saw on our commutes this morning as well.

 

[MikeSU02]

Oh come on

Agreed, this thread is a staple on this board. Let's ease up, have some fun and kick the crap out of Northwestern.

And oh btw, I've been I've been doing shooters of vodka and my son's baby food apples all week and watching team umi zoomi on fast forward (for all those parents of young ones on the board).

 

[jekelish]

I started a peewee football league for charity, named every team the Wildcats, and then just before kickoff of the first game I canceled the season just for the pleasure of seeing Wildcats cry.

 

[Alsacs]

I still remember Stevenson when he posted something similar to this before the Washington game like 5 years ago. I believe it was a harder drug at that time.

 

[KaiserUEO]

im hiding out in the public library, surfing porn on the childrens reading hour big screen (most are mesmorized) after a high spead chase for stealing a city bus and placing a cinder block on the gas pedal, so i could stand up and steer with the arse of the stripper i was banging while ripping lines off another ones yabbos as we funneled jack daniels, leaving just a little in the bottle to make a molotov cocktail so we could throw it through the windows of the sporadically placed pizzeria unos in the city, fluck chicago.

game on.

Oh Lord

 

[ImperialOrange]

im hiding out in the public library, surfing porn on the childrens reading hour big screen (most are mesmorized) after a high spead chase for stealing a city bus and placing a cinder block on the gas pedal, so i could stand up and steer with the arse of the stripper i was banging while ripping lines off another ones yabbos as we funneled jack daniels, leaving just a little in the bottle to make a molotov cocktail so we could throw it through the windows of the sporadically placed pizzeria unos in the city, fluck chicago.

game on.

Oh Lord

 

[brandokc]

I just finished up 18 rounds of coitus woth Grace Jones.

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[JoeCollege]

I love you.

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[McNabb2Brominski]

 

[C Bomb]

Agreed, this thread is a staple on this board. Let's ease up, have some fun and kick the crap out of Northwestern.

And oh btw, I've been I've been doing shooters of vodka and my son's baby food apples all week and watching team umi zoomi on fast forward (for all those parents of young ones on the board).

Are you hallucinating to the point now where you can see it all on your belly belly screen?

 

[tbonezone]

calgon take me away.
my anticipation of tuning into this game truly rivals the excitement i felt right before attending my niece's third grade recorder ensemble performing dvoraks new world symphony.