I have been snorting crack and lifting weights since Thursday nite

[NineOneSeven]

Two nights ago Blackknight may or may not have passed out on our front stairs to our house..

 

[armory]

I've been lying in a pool of blue raspberry jello connected to an IV filled with Clorox at the foot of an anthill snorting a line of army ants since 4:20am

 

[CuyahogaCuse]

WTH does "War Damn Otto" mean?

Welcome aboard newbie.

War Damn Otto!

 

[Jake]

I've been doing lines of ajax and chasing them down with shots of 10w -40 since 8am, cranking AC/DC, launching m80's at the neighbors dogs. My wife is sitting our our roof dressed in camouflage and has a sniper rifle with a scope trained on the west horizon waiting for any movement. I'd say were almost ready.

 

[JohnCuse44]

I've shaved my cat and been eating fiberglass insolation and drinking lighter fluid since Thrusday night.

LGO!

 

[JoeCollege]

I've been stalking JLH since noon last Friday.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

I've been doing lines of ajax and chasing them down with shots of 10w -40 since 8am, cranking AC/DC, launching m80's at the neighbors dogs. My wife is sitting our our roof dressed in camouflage and has a sniper rifle with a scope trained on the west horizon waiting for any movement. I'd say were almost ready.

Isn't that just your typical Saturday night anyways?

 

[DoctorBombay]

I've now commenced to eat lightning and crap thunder.
Mick's rotting corpse is in my basement, and Rocky keeps muttering- " Butkus, how you doing, buddy"?!
Funny thing though...my dog's name ain't Butkus. True story.
LGO

 

[JoeCollege]

Isn't that just your typical Saturday night anyways?

And I thought Solvay was more cat-hunting territory. I hear there's a big after market up there for the meat.