jekelish
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I've snorted 73 Red Bulls and drank 184 Pixie Stix chased with a vat of bacon grease and a jug of moonshine, and for the last hour I've been sprinting around my neighborhood pushing kids off bikes, helping them up, apologizing to them, and shoving them and then kicking their dogs and making obscene gestures toward their mothers and screaming "THIS IS FOR BRANDON REESE!"