I have been snorting vicodin since sunrise

[Stevenson]

Let's Go Orange

 

[jekelish]

I woke up, had four screwdrivers (the tool, not the drink), washed those down with a tanker of diesel, bench pressed my house, punted a neighborhood cat three states over and topped all that off with a nitroglycerin sundae.

WAR DAMN OTTO

LET'S GO ORANGE

 

[SourShoes]

I woke up with an erection and a smile.

LGO!

 

[Marsh01]

Let's Go Orange

I was hoping for an old school Stevensen post. It's in the bag now...

 

[44PRIDE]

I've been doing keg stands and bong-hits with Billy Celuck and Todd Burgan since sunrise.

LETS GO ORANGE

 

[jekelish]

 

[armory]

I've been tossing down bars of dishwasher detergent in between doing my squat thrust reps to Justin Beiber & Usher on repeat with the volume up to 11.

 

[TexanMark]

I shanked my boss...cuz he wore a blue tie today.

 

[McNabb2Brominski]

I woke up, had four screwdrivers (the tool, not the drink), washed those down with a tanker of diesel, bench pressed my house, punted a neighborhood cat three states over and topped all that off with a nitroglycerin sundae.

WAR DAMN OTTO

LET'S GO ORANGE

Paul Harris? Is that you??

 

[br801]

I woke up with an erection and a smile.

LGO!

You continue to disturb me.

Now let's go kick the crap out of Calhoun's sorry excuse of a team.

 

[cusetown1]

Let's Go Orange

wait, you didn't lift any weights?

 

[Stevenson]

Of course I lifted weights.

 

[cusetown1]

Of course I lifted weights.

dead lifting refrigerators?

 

[CusefanATL]

I woke up, had four screwdrivers (the tool, not the drink), washed those down with a tanker of diesel, bench pressed my house, punted a neighborhood cat three states over and topped all that off with a nitroglycerin sundae.

WAR DAMN OTTO

LET'S GO ORANGE

Paul harris?

 

[CusefanATL]

Paul Harris? Is that you??

ha! i swear i didnt see this when i posted!

 

[chlywtr]

this morning, i promptly started doing deadlifts with my pinto and then proceeded to crush 4-loko until i fainted only to be awoken by otto saying "hey man, it's only a dream!!!!"

when i awoke, i started drinking dirty mop water shots chased with bushmills and told my dog if it didn't stop wagging its tail we'd have a situation on our hands.....i hope we both make it until noon

 

[Victory Lap]

I woke up with an erection and a smile.

LGO!

likewise, but that was because I checked the sundolls thread first...


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I am here: http://tapatalk.com/map.php?5eggod

 

[Orangello]

Bow down before the one you serve you're going to get what you deserve !

NIN

 

[chlywtr]

i'm wasted and i can't find my way home

 

[brandokc]

I've been up since 3am and the first order of business was to pierce my own genitals with razor wire. I then power squatted Doris Burke's manly female parts until I could smell a deuce.

 

[chlywtr]

I've been up since 3am and the first order of business was to pierce my own genitals with razor wire. I then power squatted Doris Burke's manly female parts until I could smell a deuce.

devo?

 

[Marsh01]

I just had sex with Jeremy Lambs girlfriend

 

[jekelish]

I just had sex with Jeremy Lambs girlfriend

Um, Marsh...did you not notice the penis?

 

[Marsh01]

Um, Marsh...did you not notice the penis?

I didnt because I was pulling a Costanza and eating a ham on a roll while drinking a PBR pounder at the same time.

 

[chlywtr]

Um, Marsh...did you not notice the penis?

hell of a tuck job