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[QUOTE="sutomcat, post: 4495711, member: 27"]
Pitt is the guy who wears white pants to a party and sharts.

When Pitt wants to impress, he wears a white belt and white shoes with purple pants and a pink dress shirt.  The shirt is only buttoned halfway up. It has a mustard stain and appears to never have been ironed.

Pitt has a toupee and thinks no one knows.

Pitt is always the first guy out in dodgeball.  He gets hit in the head every time.

The first time Pitt had a drink, it was a concert where tickets cost a small fortune.  He chugged his drink, turned blue and passed out.  Was rushed to the emergency room and missed the whole thing.

Pitt was not much of an athlete, but once in gym class, some of the kids convinced him to try and dunk.  He went all in for it and lost a testicle to testical torsion.

One time Pitt was driving and started feeling really sick.  He was on the highway and couldn’t pull off the road.  Ended up vomiting but kept his mouth shut and swallowed it all.  Then it came back with twice the force and totaled his car.
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