Some habits are hard to change. He’s such an Assclownthey'd be Greg Schiano, ordering his team to dive at opponents' knees while they are in victory formation.
Last time I talked to a Pitt grad he asked me if I wanted ketchup with my friesIf Pitt were a person they'd count French fries as a vegetable for food pyramid purposes.
*French fries are the only "vegetable" they ever eat.
Wait, do you have an issue with “combat parking”? (What we called it in the army and is still engrained in me 20 years later)If Pitt were a person they’d always back in to a parking spot.
It's very annoying when somebody could just pull into the space and let you drive by... But instead you have to wait and watch them 18 point turn into the parking space backwards because in their head they are the only person alive.Wait, do you have an issue with “combat parking”? (What we called it in the army and is still engrained in me 20 years later)
I’m obviously biased towards backing into a spot, it just makes more sense. Tbf if Pitt was a person, they’d not pull forward through to the second space in a spot where both spaces were clearIt's very annoying when somebody could just pull into the space and let you drive by... But instead you have to wait and watch them 18 point turn into the parking space backwards because in their head they are the only person alive.
Reading through that. Must be the most disgusting post of all time.Pitt would clog your toilet during a dinner party, vehemently deny using the bathroom, and still have TP hanging from the back waistband of his "dressy" sweat pants. Despite the white flag flying from his behind, he used up all the TP, proceeded to "clean up" with your decorative hand towels, and then try to flush the towels. He then B lined to the shrimp, double dipping the cocktail sauce, licking excess sauce off his fingers, after obviously not washing his hands, and throwing the tails with half the shrimp still left back into the uneaten shrimp.