If you were a Vegas oddsmaker...

[Eric15]

What would you set at the point spread for the 2024-25 Syracuse team vs. one of these Granny teams?

I would say Grannys -4.5. I just don't see us being able to stop them from making layup after layup. And guaranteed one of them gets into Chris Bell's head early on. And Carlos would still have a size disadvantage.

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[HoustonCuse]

I just don’t see us being able to stop them on defense. Plus every granny in that video had a motor that would beat the brakes off the likes of Chris Bell. We’d probably get down big early, make a little spurt to get within a few possessions and eventually run out of gas/lose interest and the final would be grannies by something in the 9-15 points range.

 

[OttosShoes]

Great use of motion to stretch the defense. And the pump fake? Oof. No idea how you even try to defend against that.

 

[Nicknack]

The selfless, team ball is something to be admired. I don't know, I might even go granny's -5.

 

[PoppyHart]

Honestly, it’s all #25. Get her off her game, perhaps with a box and 1, and it’s BBQ chicken from there.