A Clockwork Orange
2022 Cali Winner (Overall Record)
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Are you not from Syracuse and the surrounding areas? Are you not a Syracuse graduate? You should be EXPECTING the n*t kick this weekend, yet here you all are singing kumbaya and dancing around a fricking tree with flower crowns on your head.
STOP IT! Stop this madness, for God's sake. We are SYRACUSE fans. There are Demon Deacons around every corner, and Cardinals waiting to pounce, yet you all seem so, so... confident. You disgust me with your swagger, and with your head held high. SLUMP THOSE SHOULDERS!!! HANG YOUR HEAD!!! You are defying the Gods of mojo and tradition.
If we win this weekend it's all your fault. You've wrought this whole "we can have nice things" bull spunk. Now you'll rue the day! Do you want a successful Syracuse football team? Well, now you've got it, you no good ingrates. Let's see how you feel being WINNERS for a change. Let's see how that wreaks HAVOC on your naturally good and just Central New York insecurities. Next, you'll be wishing for it to be 80 and sunny in the winter, and to have roads without potholes. You people make me physically ill.
Dammit, I'm going into this game with eyes WIDE OPEN this weekend. Wake Forest is a DAMN good team that will give us fits. We will lose by two touchdowns, and then you'll see how GOOD it is to lose. We'll have 'woe is me' back in our lives, and will expect this team to go to the Trojan Condoms Quickie Bowl. We'll play the Salukis of Southern Illinois in that bowl game in Dubuque, Iowa and be properly aggravated about flights and start times. AND YOU'LL LOVE IT! Get on the pain train with me folks, we CAN'T have good things and it's important for our pessimism to balance the insane optimism of people like GBO on this board. Let's do it the Syracuse way, with fear, trepidation, and down-heartedness! We can do this! Let's make sadness happen!
STOP IT! Stop this madness, for God's sake. We are SYRACUSE fans. There are Demon Deacons around every corner, and Cardinals waiting to pounce, yet you all seem so, so... confident. You disgust me with your swagger, and with your head held high. SLUMP THOSE SHOULDERS!!! HANG YOUR HEAD!!! You are defying the Gods of mojo and tradition.
If we win this weekend it's all your fault. You've wrought this whole "we can have nice things" bull spunk. Now you'll rue the day! Do you want a successful Syracuse football team? Well, now you've got it, you no good ingrates. Let's see how you feel being WINNERS for a change. Let's see how that wreaks HAVOC on your naturally good and just Central New York insecurities. Next, you'll be wishing for it to be 80 and sunny in the winter, and to have roads without potholes. You people make me physically ill.
Dammit, I'm going into this game with eyes WIDE OPEN this weekend. Wake Forest is a DAMN good team that will give us fits. We will lose by two touchdowns, and then you'll see how GOOD it is to lose. We'll have 'woe is me' back in our lives, and will expect this team to go to the Trojan Condoms Quickie Bowl. We'll play the Salukis of Southern Illinois in that bowl game in Dubuque, Iowa and be properly aggravated about flights and start times. AND YOU'LL LOVE IT! Get on the pain train with me folks, we CAN'T have good things and it's important for our pessimism to balance the insane optimism of people like GBO on this board. Let's do it the Syracuse way, with fear, trepidation, and down-heartedness! We can do this! Let's make sadness happen!
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