Kirk and Spock Stuck in Transfer Portal

[CA Monk]

Scottie Says, “I dunno wha’ ‘appened.” Reports say they might have to sit out a year, stuck in the portal, despite having already graduated from Star Fleet Academy.

The USS Enterprise says both the captain and chief science officer expressed no desire to leave the highly-rated starship and suspect the Klingons of tampering.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[gbo]

CA Monk needs to be bant for this tragedy.

 

[Qbobby]

 

[Atlcuse44]

That deserves a double face palm.

 

[CA Monk]

I want to thank you all for your support in this matter.
Live long and prosper.

 

[AirForceOrange]

CA Monk needs to be bant for this tragedy.

He definitely won't get approved for the pay side.

 

[CuseLegacy]

CA Monk especially as that isn't what transfer portal looks like. You should have asked me first.

 

[kingtidge]

Die quickly and fester.

 

[lskul60]

CA Monk especially as that isn't what transfer portal looks like. You should have asked me first.

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[SouthernCuse]

They have a few here, but i like yours
sbnation transfer portal

 

[CA Monk]

They have a few here, but i like yours
sbnation transfer portal

As they say, “So the transfer portal is a thing.“
In truth it’s like a clearinghouse where coaches can have a comprehensive look at who is available.

 

[CuseLegacy]

Maybe this is the portal at the Syracuse end.

 

[CA Monk]

Maybe this is the portal at the Syracuse end.

It’s important recruits emerge head first from the portal and ready to go. Otherwise they’re breech recruits and may need a little time in the weightlifting incubator.

 

[Qbobby]

 

[CuseLegacy]

 

[ColoradoB]

Should have just left it alone after the title. The joke wrote itself at that point.

 

[Townie72]

Read this gem recently.

Spock to the Enterprise, “Scotty, don’t beam me up right now I’m taking a craaaaaa!