Let's Try Not to Be Ridiculous

[Franz69]

Les Miles will not be the new HC.

Lane Kiffin will not be the new HC.

Shady will not be the new HC.

Tom Coughlin will not be the new HC.

Dennis Quaid will not be the new HC.

Whoever we hire will not be as bad as Gerg. It's simply impossible.

Shafer will not be retained as the DC.

 

[jekelish]

Matt Patricia won't be the HC either. He's on the fast track to an NFL HC job.

 

[bballbeadle]

If we can't be ridiculous, what can we be? I'm at a loss here.

 

[NineOneSeven]

I desperately wanna make love to a school boy!

 

[Scooch]

We should not be ridiculous.

But we should dare to be stupid...

 

[Chip]

If we can't be ridiculous, what can we be? I'm at a loss here.

Yeah, cut off our legs why doesn't he.

Promote Lester to HC. It will be like The Wire when everyone went from Detective to Captain to Commissioner within one season.

 

[jekelish]

I desperately wanna make love to a school boy!

And you've never even seen Dumb and Dumber, so that's just a complete coincidence here.

 

[texascpa]

How about Randy Quaid?

 

[Crusty]

The sweater vest is not going to be the HC here either.

 

[MSOrange]

Not be ridiculous? Are you new here?

 

[Franz69]

This board is fun.

 

[Toga]

What about the Big Tuna?

 

[orangecuse]

Screw ridiculous...I say go right to ludicrous...

 

[DoctorBombay]

Sooooo, the Hoodie is outta the question? Damn!

 

[SWC75]

As long as our next coach isn't ridiculous.