Limerick time

[bballbeadle]

There once was a blue team named Duke
At Cameron their rivals they spook
The Orange, they come callin'
They'll do supreme ballin'
And prove that Wake game was no fluke!

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Haiku:

Monday Night Durham
Another chapter unfolds
Cooney Face> Rat Face

 

[adk(roc)CUSE]

I thought you meant the bar in Armory. Assuming it's still there, been a couple years..

 

[Toga]

This year K has a team you can stop
His freshmen sure are a weak crop
They shoot and they miss
All K does is hiss
And then instructs all his starters to flop

 

[bballbeadle]

Haiku:

Monday Night Durham
Another chapter unfolds
Cooney Face> Rat Face

:rolling:
My Duke friends call it ferret face.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

:rolling:
My Duke friends call it ferret face.

Too many syllables to maintain 5-7-5. He's definitely some type of vermin.

 

[cuse62]

On Monday Cooney hitting some 3s
Silent G assisting on these
With Coleman a callin
And the Tyler's a ballin
Malachi will do as he please

 

[bozophobe]

Too many syllables to maintain 5-7-5. He's definitely some type of vermin.

I think you're confusing haiku with limerick. Don't sweat it, though - those cultures offer either sake or brown ale. Win-win, imo.

 

[cto]

Good orange mojo
From Obie and Headmaster
Means Orange beats Duke.

(I only do Haikus)

 

[Headmaster 9]

Good orange mojo
From Obie and Headmaster
Means Orange beats Duke.

(I only do Haikus)

What she said cuz I
Am not creative enough
To write one myself

Go Orange

 

[realorange]

Too many syllables to maintain 5-7-5. He's definitely some type of vermin.

He and the former Villanova coach, Steve Lappas.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

I think you're confusing haiku with limerick. Don't sweat it, though - those cultures offer either sake or brown ale. Win-win, imo.

No, my original post called it a Haiku. I definitely know a limerick if I hear one: There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[bballbeadle]

No, my original post called it a Haiku. I definitely know a limerick if I hear one: There once was a man from Nantucket...

You got it, Cliftonparks! But any poetry is accepted and valued on this thread. And it will guarantee a Beadle "like," which - granted - are not hard to come by.

 

[Dave85]

Ra, Ra, Ree,
Kick Him In The Knee
Ra, Ra, Rass,
Kick Him In The.....Other Knee!

 

[cuseguy]

Ra, Ra, Ree, Kick Him In The Knee Ra, Ra, Rass, Kick Him In The...Other Knee!

Not permitted in Wisconsin.

Ha.

 

[orangecuse]

Cameron Indoor Stadium
Big Monday, filled and tix at a premium
JB grimaces, picks and snorts
His players slam their hands down on K's Court
Causing Dicky V to blow his cranium

 

[cuseattle]

There once was a woman named beadle...

Starting again.

 

[cuseattle]

There was a young lady named beadle...

Hold on.

 

[cuseattle]

What if Mali, and Cooney, and Lydon
Finally got their best games all tied in
Maybe DC plays twenty
Roby's rebounds are many
Then, perhaps, there's a chance that we'll win

 

[cuseattle]

There's this Beadle who met some young boys
But her voice couldn't make any noise...

Will somebody finish this? I'm sleepy.

 

[Col. Bleep]

You got it, Cliftonparks! But any poetry is accepted and valued on this thread. And it will guarantee a Beadle "like," which - granted - are not hard to come by.

All right...but only because you asked for it.

I shot an arrow into the air.
It fell to earth, I know not where.
To tell you the truth,
I don't really care.
As long as we beat Duke.

 

[bballbeadle]

Ra, Ra, Ree,
Kick Him In The Knee
Ra, Ra, Rass,
Kick Him In The...Other Knee!

Dave Dave Dave, you can do better.

 

[bballbeadle]

There's this Beadle who met some young boys
But her voice couldn't make any noise...

Will somebody finish this? I'm sleepy.

What a sweet effort. Today you are my favorite poster! However, you have chosen impossible words. Alas, only "needle" rhymes with "Beadle," as far as I can tell. "Boys" seems more reasonable but I can only come up with, besides "noise," "toys, joys, annoys, envoys." I think you're trying to find a limerick to describe my happenstance encounter with Andy Rautins and Devo and my ensuing brilliant greeting. Now, that is worthy of epic poetry!

Since it is snowing like crazy here and my clients are canceling, I'll see what I can do!

 

[Dave85]

Cameron Indoor Stadium
Big Monday, filled and tix at a premium
JB grimaces, picks and snorts
His players slam their hands down on K's Court
Causing Dicky V to blow his cranium

Dicky V is a Depends Dandy

 

[721Comstock]

What if Mali, and Cooney, and Lydon
Finally got their best games all tied in
Maybe DC plays twenty
Roby's rebounds are many
Then, perhaps, there's a chance that we'll win

Do you pronounce twenty as "twenny"? Because, as the Beastie Boys once said, "that don't rhyme!"

How about Roby's rebounds are plenty ?

/copy edit.