Limerick time

[NYCSUGrad]

Cameron Indoor Stadium
Big Monday, filled and tix at a premium
JB grimaces, picks and snorts
His players slam their hands down on K's Court
Causing Dicky V to blow his cranium

Shouldn't that be Dukie V?

Although he's been a much less obnoxious Duke homer in the past few years. Plus he gives SU and JB a lot of love. I presume he'll do the game tonight and his commentary will be interesting.

 

[VaBeachOrFan]

Duke fans will be makin' a racket
To see if the Orange can hack it
But if DC is hammerin'
We might win at Cameron
So JB can stay in his jacket.

--VBOF

 

[bballbeadle]

There's this Beadle who met some young boys
But her voice couldn't make any noise...

Will somebody finish this? I'm sleepy.

Okay, this will have to do:

Old Beadle, whilst taking a walk
Wished with Devo and Rautins to talk
With hands on her hips
She opened her lips
"Well, hello, boys!" was all she could squawk.

Okay, people, we must get back to the urgent matter at hand. DUKE vs. SU!!! Only 8 more hours to go. The game hangs in the balance!

 

[bballbeadle]

Duke fans will be makin' a racket
To see if the Orange can hack it
But if DC is hammerin'
We might win at Cameron
So JB can stay in his jacket.

--VBOF

Stellar to work in the jacket! Just stellar.

 

[NYCSUGrad]

Okay, this will have to do:

Old Beadle, whilst taking a walk
Wished with Devo and Rautins to talk
With hands on her hips
She opened her lips
"Well, hello, boys!" was all she could squawk.

Okay, people, we must get back to the urgent matter at hand. DUKE vs. SU!!! Only 8 more hours to go. The game hangs in the balance!

Bballbeadle this might be the best of a stellar crop of limericks and haikus. Kudos to all the poets.

 

[obliterata]

there was a young man named Gbinije
who played for Duke then Gwentaway
he's back tonight
to set things right
and help SU blow Gthemaway

 

[tbonezone]

there once was a program called duke
who's antics make basketball purists rebuke
their constant court flopping and phantom floor dropping
make most of us fans want to puke

 

[VaBeachOrFan]

Hindsight being the 20-20 that it is, I'll have to edit my limerick thusly for the archives:

Duke fans were makin' a racket,
But the Orange showed they could hack it.
Robo was hammerin'
So we did win at Cameron,
And JB remained in his jacket.

--VBOF

 

[bballbeadle]

Hindsight being the 20-20 that it is, I'll have to edit my limerick thusly for the archives:

Duke fans were makin' a racket,
But the Orange showed they could hack it.
Robo was hammerin'
So we did win at Cameron,
And JB remained in his jacket.

--VBOF

This is poetry that hits the very depths of my soul.

 

[VaBeachOrFan]

This is poetry that hits the very depths of my soul.

Glad to be of service.-VBOF