Melo's Academic Probation

[pfister1]

If Melo's academic problems have led him to being tutored by the fine young ladies of Alpha Phi Sorority I am beginning to worry that we may have a rash of Academic problems in the future of our athletic teams. meet a few of Melo's fine tutors here

www.syracusealphaphi.com/

Maybe they should have gone to Alpha Mu for the tutoring instead. Also seems obvious to me now why its taken so long for him to get this work done.

 

[susince76]

I can imagine our basketball team in 2030. It will be full of 7'+ tall, 1/2 Brazilian freshmen who are all children of alumni. Surprisingly, all of their mothers were sisters at the same sorority.

 

[jekelish]

If Melo's academic problems have led him to being tutored by the fine young ladies of Alpha Phi Sorority I am beginning to worry that we may have a rash of Academic problems in the future of our athletic teams. meet a few of Melo's fine tutors here

www.syracusealphaphi.com/

Maybe they should have gone to Alpha Mu for the tutoring instead. Also seems obvious to me now why its taken so long for him to get this work done.

Yeah, but those Mu's sure can party, according to Dudley Dawson.

 

[Etancuse]

my wife was in Alpha Phi, I am afraid to look at those pictures.

 

[BRNCUSEFRVCUSE]

"Have Mercy"

 

[jekelish]

I've never been more upset over Apple not offering Flash, because I'm on my iPad and can't view that link.

Son of a...

 

[SkanSU]

OMG!!! Maybe it would be better to be tutored by the DU's instead!! Talk about distracting ... and worse. There goes the teams' (and future teams') GPA's right down the drain. If that is academic probation give me parole!!

At OU my fraternity locked me up in a bedroom with the other pledges and made us study ... wow if I had only known what other alternatives I might have had! No wonder Fab is always smiling!!

 

[SU2NASA]

If Melo's academic problems have led him to being tutored by the fine young ladies of Alpha Phi Sorority I am beginning to worry that we may have a rash of Academic problems in the future of our athletic teams. meet a few of Melo's fine tutors here

www.syracusealphaphi.com/

Maybe they should have gone to Alpha Mu for the tutoring instead. Also seems obvious to me now why its taken so long for him to get this work done.

Now I know where I went wrong in college, I wasn't a 7-foot Brazilian.

 

[Moontan]

my wife was in Alpha Phi, I am afraid to look at those pictures.

I'm sure it was much more innocent in her day.

 

[stuckinbig11]

I remember "dating" some ladies from Alpha Phi, and I am only 6'3" tall.

 

[tptcuse]

My wife was also an Alpha Phi, but at a different university. I am sure it was all innocent. :bat:

 

[Etancuse]

I'm sure it was much more innocent in her day.

5 years ago?

 

[4evaOrange]

I wish they would tutor me!!!!

 

[690West]

my wife was in Alpha Phi, I am afraid to look at those pictures.

I've always respected that you put your wife as your avatar

 

[Etancuse]

Well she is a HUGE cuse fan.

 

[Madbiker]

Wasn't stocked like that in my time. Wow.

 

[RMH44]

If Melo's academic problems have led him to being tutored by the fine young ladies of Alpha Phi Sorority I am beginning to worry that we may have a rash of Academic problems in the future of our athletic teams. meet a few of Melo's fine tutors here

www.syracusealphaphi.com/

Maybe they should have gone to Alpha Mu for the tutoring instead. Also seems obvious to me now why its taken so long for him to get this work done.

No wonder this is taking soooooo long to resolve.

 

[alibrat66]

If Melo's academic problems have led him to being tutored by the fine young ladies of Alpha Phi Sorority I am beginning to worry that we may have a rash of Academic problems in the future of our athletic teams. meet a few of Melo's fine tutors here

www.syracusealphaphi.com/

Maybe they should have gone to Alpha Mu for the tutoring instead. Also seems obvious to me now why its taken so long for him to get this work done.

While at SU, I got tutored by one of the fine Alpha Phi sorority sisters. I passed the course but ended paying over 20 years in child support to her. True story.

 

[dollarbill44]

No wonder this is taking soooooo long to be resolved.

I can hear it all in my head:

JB: Melo, what is taking so long to write that 3 paragraph essay? It's been two weeks!
Melo: It's just really hard coach. I think I'm going to need some more time with the tutors. A week, week and a half tops.

 

[AZOrange]

While at SU, I got tutored by one of the fine Alpha Phi sorority sisters. I passed the course but ended paying over 20 years in child support to her. True story.

Hey man, I dont know if you intended or not, but damn I got a chuckle out of this.

 

[310Pigpen]

Well she is a HUGE cuse fan.

That's your wife in your avatar?

 

[Etancuse]

That's your wife in your avatar?

Yes, she just doesn't know it yet.

 

[alibrat66]

Hey man, I dont know if you intended or not, but damn I got a chuckle out of this.

All part of the experiential warehouse, AZOrange. Got two cool sons out of the deal.

As for the Alpha Phi and me, they could've played this Crowell & Gill song at our shotgun wedding: "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long".