Michael Locksley?

[djorange1989]

I have been seeing Locksley all of a sudden being referred to as Michael Locksley, not Mike. If he changed it from Mike to Michael in tribute to a fallen family member or something, that is obviously fine, but if it has been changed to make the buffoon sound smarter, well, it isn't working.

 

[Marroniac]

This scares me. If true, we have to face Michael Locksley this weekend, an undefeated up and comer. Mike Locksley was hot garbage regurgitated twice over.

Hopefully it’s Mike Locksley on the sideline this Saturday.

 

[TheCusian]

Sir Dino Mother-Fing Babers Esquire the 3rd will have words with this Michael

 

[OttoinGrotto]

This changes EVERYTHING.

 

[Marroniac]

Now we know why the line changed so drastically. I bet this was leaked to the sharps.

 

[Chip]

In a related story, I'll be re-branding as Charles.

Adjust accordingly.

Or don't.

 

[Orangello]

 

[Trueblue25]

...so that’s what moved the line.

 

[OrangePA]

I just remember when Locksley brought his Fighting Ilini offense to the Dome - with Juice Williams and Orelious Benn - and moved the ball up and down the field.

It was perhaps the first time I had ever seen an entire offensive unit set and then stand up and look over to the sideline for the audibled play.

He impressed me that day.

 

[IthacaBarrel]

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I just remember when Locksley brought his Fighting Ilini offense to the Dome - with Juice Williams and Orelious Benn - and moved the ball up and down the field.

It was perhaps the first time I had ever seen an entire offensive unit set and then stand up and look over to the sideline for the audibled play.

He impressed me that day.

Do you remember if you were impressed with Mike or Michael Locksley that day? Could tell the story of what happens Saturday.


I remember thinking Gregory Robinson sucked that day

 

[Marroniac]

Dino just countered, he shall now be known as Dinosaur Babers.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Is like when Steve Urkel turned into Stefan Urquelle?

If not I’m just kind of “meh.”

 

[Pyle]

I get this. After all we have

Mike Myers - A very funny man
Michael Myers - a demon possessed homicidal lunatic

So while Mike Locksley was a laughing stock, the new Michael Locksley is a certified madman.

 

[Scooch]

I just remember when Locksley brought his Fighting Ilini offense to the Dome - with Juice Williams and Orelious Benn - and moved the ball up and down the field.

It was perhaps the first time I had ever seen an entire offensive unit set and then stand up and look over to the sideline for the audibled play.

He impressed me that day.

That was the season that we also gave up 42 to Washington, 35 to Iowa, 55 to West Virginia, 38 to Rutgers, 41 to USF, and 52 to Cincinnati. We held three teams to under 30 points that year.
So we either faced a remarkable run of impressive OCs that season, or our defense flat out stunk.

 

[Moontan]

Once a buffoon, always a buffoon.

 

[Chip]

I remember thinking Gregory Robinson sucked that day
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So very classic. Scooch's analysis too.

I do recall Gregory getting the best of Michael in 2006. How'd you like to have that on your resume.

 

[CarolinaCuse]

Locksley had the White House make the change for him.

 

[wooddoc]

Is it possible he could be courting a royal?

 

[orangefog]

In a related story, I'll be re-branding as Charles.

Adjust accordingly.

Or don't.

I think they call it "transitioning" these days and I suggest Charlene.

 

[ImperialOrange]

"4-31 coaching record Mike Locksley? No, never heard of him" Michael Locksley

When this rebrand doesn't work he can try again as Mickey and then Miguel... He could go into hiding with Ron Mexico at that point.

 

[Chip]

I think they call it "transitioning" these days and I suggest Charlene.

Honestly, that would make a lot more sense.

 

[CuseOnly]

Is Michael Locksley really Derek from Texas?

 

[JKinPhilly]

Is it safe to assume this was Douglas Marrone's dream job, and that's why Doug bolted when he did?

 

[Shark58]

Is Michael Locksley really Derek from Texas?

Lock Lock?

 

[CuseOnly]

I think they call it "transitioning" these days and I suggest Charlene.

My vote is for Charlotte.