Monday presser

[690West]

If Tortora is there, I hope Fran brings his Kevlar. Hard hitting question incoming!!

 

[FasterCuse]

Hey Fran, what is the perfect age for a bottle of Bourbon? As a follow up is single malt or blended whiskey better?

 

[Toga]

Coach, have you selected your handle for Syracusefan.com?

 

[Toga]

Coach, do you hate that -ing Jardiance commercial as much as everyone else?

 

[NineOneSeven]

Someone should ask about the numbers millhouse shared about his previous teams' defensive passing rankings.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Hey Coach, how many pages of the Dan Mullen thread do you read? Also, quick follow up, do you cover your furniture in plastic because it’s easy to clean or because it feels nice?

 

[Toga]

What if the Hokey Pokey is Not what it's all about?

 

[Irt4su]

Coach, what does ohana mean?

 

[Toga]

Coach, have you been approached by ISIS since arriving on campus?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I want Bill Walton as the first & last questions just because

"Have you ever been to a volcano?"

 

[Chip]

Coach, what will be your catch phrase for minor injuries? Because you'll need one.

Oh and if you tell me to close my eyes, I'm not gonna.

 

[qdawgg]

ESPN is sending their top football analyst to the presser to interview Fran Brown to ask probing questions.

He said “probing”

 

[qdawgg]

Hi Coach, Brent Axe, syracuse.com. My question is will you stay here longer than Dan Mullen would have?

Will you stay here longer than it would take someone to read the Dan Mullen thread from start to finish?

 

[IthacaBarrel]

"Fran, welcome to Syracuse. Look, we all know that the cheap-azz incompetents at SU completely bungled this hire, likely dooming us for eternity. Can you talk about that?"

fran, can I gaslight your straw man?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Who else misread the threat title as Monday Pisser

 

[Orijinal]

This thread though ...

Is freaking hilarious. I'm dying!

Great stuff

 

[Toga]

Coach, do you like gladiator movies?

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Who else misread the threat title as Monday Pisser

 

[W'boro'Cuse315]

“Fran, you’ve been on campus for 24 hours. Have you, by any chance, seen Dan Mullen?”

 

[rrlbees]

Who else misread the threat title as Monday Pisser

Nobody

 

[All4SU]

“Two words… pee troughs…go.”

 

[Toga]

Coach, after about the 43rd call with Wildhack, did you want to throat punch him?

 

[javadoc]

Coach, did you know the Dome didn’t have a brick facade before you took the job?

 

[kcsu]

Coach have you read Homer

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Wawa or Sheetz?