Moyer's shorts

[STEVEHOLT]

What gives? His shorts are a good two sizes too small. This is the most pressing issue the team needs to handle.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Did you know he also plays the violin.

 

[br801]

What gives? His shorts are a good two sizes too small. This is the most pressing issue the team needs to handle.

The Grinch's heart was also two sizes too small before he turned things around.

 

[tbonezone]

 

[two3zone]

His shorts look foolish. You'd think he watches tape and realizes how rediculous they are.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I know people say Moyer's a hard working, but he also looks like he could mix in leg day once in a while.

Full disclosure - I'm fat even after losing a bunch of weight and shorter and don't belong on a basketball court.

 

[Testa.Cuse]

Why are you looking at his shorts dog?

 

[Cheriehoop]

Tell Harden, Westbrook etc that. You male fashionistas just have to keep up.

For college basketball players, long shorts might finally be taking a seat

 

[DoubleDee]

Too funny. No lie on Saturday my 8 yr old son says “if they all wear the exact same uniforms, why does Moyer have different shorts than everyone else?”

Obviously they’re the same, but do you thinks he wears them way high like my grandfather would have? Or are his upper legs abnormally long making the shorts look, well, SHORT?

 

[OrangeDW]

25 years ago, these shorts were the end of western civilization. Then they became the norm.

Now it’s going back the other way, lol.

 

[Ghost]

Tell Harden, Westbrook etc that. You male fashionistas just have to keep up.

For college basketball players, long shorts might finally be taking a seat

Hey, those were tucked up sweatpants! I don't know, Moyer looks like he's on his way to a beach volleyball tourney to me...it does strike me as odd.

 

[two3zone]

Too funny. No lie on Saturday my 8 yr old son says “if they all wear the exact same uniforms, why does Moyer have different shorts than everyone else?”

Obviously they’re the same, but do you thinks he wears them way high like my grandfather would have? Or are his upper legs abnormally long making the shorts look, well, SHORT?

He jacks them up like our grandfathers.

 

[dan7800]

We've hit a new low

 

[br801]

He jacks them up like our grandfathers.

Rolling out the balls

 

[ssbriefcase]

I just thought it went along with the weird skinny jean fad. That is just a fad right?? Oh and the sweat pants with built in wrist bands around the ankles.

 

[two3zone]

Rolling out the balls
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It would be funny to see him show up at practice with that uniform on.

Imagine a 102 year old senile JB showing up at the newly built Bazely Center in that uniform.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

We've hit a new low

Oh, come on.

It's early in 2018.

There's a lot more to come.

 

[HoustonCuse]

Rolling out the balls
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I do think Moyer would look pretty good with a silk? belt.

 

[OttoMets]

Tell Harden, Westbrook etc that. You male fashionistas just have to keep up.

For college basketball players, long shorts might finally be taking a seat

Yeah, a lot of players feel more comfortable in smaller practice shorts and only wear longer ones in games because that's the style. Good for Moyer.

Chukwu probably wants to do the same thing, he's constantly hiking up his shorts during dead-ball situations.

 

[rhcuse]

Matt's ankle socks or "no shows" don't help the cause either. But hey, the kids got spunk to do his own thing so kudos.

 

[OttoMets]

Moyer's uniform's got nothing on this guy: Is there anything Duke's Marvin Bagley III cannot do?