My Mom...

[tee1222]

Your mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

Your mommy's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Yeah I get annoyed when your mom won't stop texting me too

 

[tee1222]

This one's really for the 'non flip-phone' crowd
Your mama's so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV.

 

[tee1222]

Your mama's so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?"

 

[JDubbin]

this came to her 29 games into his senior season? Not mad at all, just find it interesting.

 

[Shark58]

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale ...

yo mama so fat she don't need the internet. she already world wide

 

[EnnisEnvy]

I tried teaching my Mom to text but she said she couldn't figure out how to spell on the rotary phone.

 

[Bortukal]

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

 

[Cowtown]

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Service names her farts.

 

[Nicknack]

Yo mama's so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Then to make it worse,

When your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.

 

[tee1222]

Your mama is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam

 

[tee1222]

Your mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

 

[tee1222]

Your mama's so dumb she put paper on the tv and called it paper view

 

[tee1222]

Your mama's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

And I'm spent