No Pants In History

[IthacaMatt]

40,000 years of dancing with no pants!

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Band camp must have been interesting.

 

[OrlandoCuse]

I think we’ve determined the origination of “skin flute”

 

[tptcuse]

I think we’ve determined the origination of “skin flute”

 

[Col. Bleep]

So where did musicians carry their instruments?

 

[sufandu]

So where did musicians carry their instruments?

They just had to hold on to them or have someone else hold them.

 

[orangefog]

They just had to hold on to them or have someone else hold them.

Or…I mean, there’s a place…one could put it. I wouldn’t, but I have pants with pockets.

 

[OrangeTarheel]

Or…I mean, there’s a place…one could put it. I wouldn’t, but I have pants with pockets.

Everyone has a prison wallet

 

[orangemass]

So where did musicians carry their instruments?

Their instruments are appendages

 

[ToddNTexas5]

40,000 years of dancing with no pants!

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Ah, but what they don't tell you is that during those pantless jam sessions, our ancestors invented the world's first conga line—except it was just one guy awkwardly shuffling in circles while the flutes wailed like confused squirrels. Fast-forward to pants era, and suddenly everyone's too stiff to groove, which explains why modern dancing looks like robots trying to escape their own socks. Coincidence? I think not—pants killed the vibe, one zipper at a time!

I have spoken, no pants.

 

[Hoo's That]

40,000 years of dancing with no pants!

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[tbonezone]

Jethro Tool ?