official kickstarter thread

swish7 · Feb 18, 2014

to send Jabari Parker some hookers and blow on Friday night, and hell, for breakfast Saturday as well.

Bortukal · Feb 18, 2014

I'm in for $10.

moqui · Feb 18, 2014

swish7 said:
and hell, for breakfast Saturday as well.

he's going to be having hell for dinner, that's for sure

SoBeCuse · Feb 18, 2014

Don't spend too much. I think Kickstarter got hacked recently.

Orangezoo · Feb 18, 2014

Being a dukie make sure those hookers look like nerdy girls with some powder doughnuts.

cto · Feb 18, 2014

They have curfews and bed checks and all that stuff. Probably won't work.

OttoinGrotto · Feb 19, 2014

He's Mormon. Just send him some Mountain Dew.

Orangezoo · Feb 19, 2014

In all honesty...dawkins or sulaimon should be the target not parker. Even jefferson.

Cowtown · Feb 19, 2014

Two words, gentlemen ... Boston College. One at a time is good fishing.

kirbivore · Feb 19, 2014

swish7 said:
to send Jabari Parker some hookers and blow on Friday night, and hell, for breakfast Saturday as well.

Stevenson could supply Parker with that no problem and still have enough for Saturday morning's game prep.

kcsu · Feb 19, 2014

swish7 said:
to send Jabari Parker some hookers and blow on Friday night, and hell, for breakfast Saturday as well.

Just send him to a duke lacrosse party

hungrychuck · Feb 19, 2014

Cowtown said:
Two words, gentlemen ... Boston College. One at a time is good fishing.

This.

Funny as that was, we have only one opponent: BC.

So we should be sending hookers and blow to...oh damn, what was that guy's name again??